Daggers

Why are we no longer allowed to discuss the owner of the club? If people don’t want to dwell on that stuff then, and here’s some trippy shit, don’t open the thread and read what people post. This is such Karen behaviour - barking at the airport you moved in next door to because you don’t like planes. Feeble twattery.

I see you have put yourself forward for today’s TOTD Award. As Foxestalk’s TOTD officer, it’s my job to assess applications on merit to ensure we have a good spread of candidates over the course of the year. I am delighted to inform you that your series of posts on the subject of the NHS’ diversity and inclusion managers has qualified you to lift today’s TOTD Award. Although the is no financial benefit to the Award, you are at liberty to add it to your profile and let all your friends and family know that you won Foxestalk’s TOTD Award, but then they have probably already guessed that you win things like this all the time and that’s why they avoid speaking to you. Congratulations to Otis - today’s TOTD.

Here comes the summer

"With the title sewn up, he wants to sit down with #LCFC directors for talks on 'things that unfortunately this year I didn’t like'.” I've got a little list of gripes I fancy ironing out too, anyone reckon if I can tag along?

The best team to finish third.

Ahh, turns out we don’t have to root for Ipswich, Sky has already decided three of the teams fighting in the playoffs

And for when it is…

I am so Ipswich for their last two matches I’m going to watch every episode of Clarkson’s farm and change my real name to Massey Ferguson.

Oddly, I have a very good drunk memory because I’m normally focussed on fun. My sober memory is the problematic one because I usually bored and not paying attention. For example, I remember precisely why my head is throbbing atm, and it’s to do with the Chianti, then Leffe, then tequila, then the rum and cokes. And I remember that I used my work Twitter account to abuse Leeds and Cov fans. That’s going to go down well later on, once I’m up. And I remember telling my wife that we should try for a baby and name him Jamie, at 3am after I stubbed my bad toe on the exercise bike, woke the dogs, and swore a lot. Yes, I remember everything.

And it’s beyond retarded that the club can tweet ‘the cause the effect’, celebrating the flare and go on to ban anyone- but then this is King Power we’re talking about.

“Someone set it off right next to us - and I thought, streuth that’s dangerous, I’d better pick it up so that it doesn’t injure anyone nearby. Then I realised that it might be dangerous to walk past people, so I held it hoping a steward or police officer would come and help me safely dispose of it. The idea that I would have taken it in and let it off is ludicrous - I volunteer to read the bible to orphan kittens,”?

Chelmo’s has more soul, I reckon

Let him take every pen until he’s hit the 200 goals.

Good morning to the biggest bitch of a hangover I can remember for many years. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’m still 30% rum.

Yep. I can wait.

I’m always amazed that people with fvck all knowledge of the NHS feel so free to comment on the management structure. Renders their opinions absolutely obsolete.

He needs to value the fans who bring life to the game as much as he may love anything else about owning the club. Go’bless the ones who turned up with songs and fire, the ones who made tonight a great event. The ones who the club’s account tweeted about. Embrace the club’s heart, Top, and we might have a great season on the Prem regardless of results.

My match threads

Still not forgetting this Rudkin, Big Sooz.

Everything since Links had his debut.

Name the stand. Build the statue. Retire the shirt. Put Becky in charge of the social media. Rename the road. Have Red Bull declared the drink of the city. Install a massive inflatable shhhhh by the away end. Have a Vardy blimp hover over every game. Get the Pope to beatify him. Get orange monks to seat him next to Buddha. Name a Bank Holiday after him.

Ruling himself out of a summer transfer