Daggers

Nice advertising. @Raj will now be watching on catchup with a bottle of lube and a box of Kleenex the next time his wife goes out.

I wouldn’t drink Brewdog if I got paid £15 per drink. 😁 That's great, thanks. Pretty much what I’d got in my head to do. We’ll be wandering mainly to find cheap food and raki. Flying in and out of Havalimani. Was going to be Gökçen if we flew Turkish but I opted for Lufthansa instead. Lounges look a bit swish, I’m looking forward to getting drunk there.

Shit. Apart from that, everything OK? Is the stroke something we could blame Rudkin for?

He started it.

No solvent abuse? I’m out.

Word soup of ifs and coulds, mixed with a handful of bleeding obvious. The fact that those two got paid to produce that will never not piss me off.

Well you look into my daughter’s only functioning eye (I should never have got her the knife set for Xmas) and tell her she can’t have the mountain lion that Daddy promised.

I’ve already put him on block. My children are crying because I can’t pay off their overdrafts like I promised. What on earth possessed him to make such a rash prediction? Does he have any idea of the lives he has ruined? I hate him more than Jon Rudkin.

Just Sack Jon

She was the right colour.

Hopefully with Evostick liberally applied to some pages

Looks like Lord Buckethead has been executed and put on display Shame, I was hoping he’d be given an honorary role by Sadiq.

And there’s two of my other three all time favourites in my toppish ten.

Tories need to Tory harder.

And we had a load joining FT to offer their tickets for free. So there’s that.

I really hope it isn’t. People need to crush the cockroach.

It’s not about changing leader, a MoNC triggers a general election

When have opposition parties ever released full detailed policies prior to an election campaign?

Vote for the party most likely to unseat or block your Tory. https://stopthetories.vote

Steve Albini - producer of at least three of my favourite albums ❤️ I guess it’s got to that stage where lots of key people from my life are going to start popping their clogs. Sublime master of noise and harmony.

What I wish for would at least have the wife not speaking to me - and possibly have me incarcerated for a bit.

Loads of Evertonians gave up their tickets so more of us could go to the match to see a bit of opera and a trophy lift. There’s dicks at every club - hell, just look at my expansive block list here - but I reckon they need to be cut a little slack.

He has taken one of Sunak’s biggest small boats policy supporters, the one who features in every cliff top press briefing, and removed that chess piece from the game. Moreover, she’s pissing on Sunak on the way out. It’s not so much she’s joined Labour as left the Tories - I doubt we’ll hear a single word from her for the rest of the Parliament. Strategically, it’s a bit of a masterstroke. Outside of the Twitterati, I don’t think it has any impact on voting intention - and most will continue to hold their noses as she won’t be standing at the GE. Tories are now in full crisis mode - being told to stay in their constituencies so they don’t plot - they’re going to freak if anymore ebb away. One more could trigger a motion of no confidence and bring down the whole stinking mess.

Just heard. Who is it going to be next week?