Daggers

FTFY.

At least your name checks out - unless you’re hiding that you moved to Tamworth three years ago. @davieG - sort out @huddersfieldfox please. At least put an ‘ex’ in there, if he isn’t going to have the good grace to be geographically accurate. I actually type out every post with daggers. Costs me a fvcking fortune in keyboards.

Not even remotely good enough. ‘Musk falls off cliff’ would only provide amusement for a few minutes. The ‘Musk forced to eat Gates’ entrails mixed with asbestos live on BBC1 while having his toes cut off and salt rubbed into the open wounds’ is a DVD that’ll deliver endless joy like having a TV channel dedicated to One Foot In The Grave.

Never have so many dummies been spat for so little reason by so few brain cells. SNP: “Hohoho, we’re going to stitch up Labour with our amendment. Shit, they’re putting forward their own version without war crimes references? The bastards.” Conservatives: “Hohoho, don’t worry, we’ve put forward our amendment that will stop them being able to tabl…piss. Still, we’ll be able to downvote their amendment with our superior numbe…piss. Right, everyone out and put on your grumpy faces. ” They both tried to use genocide as an opportunity to make Starmer look bad and completely fvcked it up. Shame on them.

No.

Damn straight. Banning would achieve precisely nothing. We need to publicly torture and disembowel them.

It’s only ever been the religious Americans I’ve worked with that put up passive aggressive advice on pissing and shitting. Personally, if someone has pissed on the seat, I think they need stronger direction with clear non-cutesy reference to disinfectants.

New shirt for the Poppies - it’s impressive

Next season’s shirt for the Poppies - £100 gets your name on it

Didn’t take you long to get the response, eh

Yes, we are all livid.

There’s never a mid-air collision when you want one.

I’ve never worked in a kitchen, but I enjoy cooking. I started Bear with mild interest and basically hoped all of them would die in a mid-air collision by the end of S1. I couldn’t be less emotionally invested in anything about a chef.

Well well well - looks like it was Badenoch who was lying as Staunton has found his email. Who could’ve predicted this outcome?

Honestly, I thought I was one of the most depraved members of FT - but “dogging as a family”? Chapeau, you sexually deviant minx you. Chapeau.

Getting sacked for eating a leftover sandwich they then value at £1.50. Corporate cvnts.

We don’t need no transparency, yo.

Saw them and thought of you. They am your pimp style fo sho.

Those fines look like they’re starting to bite.

We actually fielded a team of Barry Hayles’. Next day, cancer cured, Brexit never happened, Viagra became redundant as every man always got it up, and every house now spends their day in luxuriant pleasure pastimes.

Shortest thread ever?

Two pages of this thread

2022. 2-1 up and we only play five minutes of stoppage time against Spurs.

Seems? She is a totally obnoxious person with scant regard to how the law should apply to her. She has a documented history of odious behaviour.