Daggers

That’s because match going fans would have been listening in their cars - but now it’s on after a commentary, and everyone left early from their games, there’s no natural audience for the old show. Invariably, Colin from Towcester ‘calling about the Liverpool game’ didn’t go to it. *when

One can only imagine how gear grinding it is that the smug punsters from Transfers have been proven correct too.

Got my Prime email in January. Cancelled within seconds. Their film selection is shite anyway.

They really shouldn’t have allowed him to drive if you ask me.

Yeh, they look good, I checked them out when you mentioned them a while back.

Only five places will deliver, only one of them is curry. Papa Johns, two other shit pizza places, and a couple of ‘we do everything but it’s shit’. Nearest decent curry alternative is a 14 mile drive away. The price we pay for living where I can walk the dogs across fields and through woods without seeing a soul.

If it's upsetting Sutton, may Brenda have a long career at Celtic

Got what? Wood?

I imagine sales in Leicestershire will boom over the course of the week.

The village curry shop sways from awesome to abysmal depending on the cooks they haven’t had deported. We’ve hit a bleak period where the chicken dhansak is the most awful pile of gash. I would happily vote for a government that can guarantee the stability of my Saturday curry.

Proof if any were needed that The Verve were completely and utterly wrong.

Stream froze at the start of the second half, so I’ve had a lovely kip and everyone here thinks I just upstairs watching the football. Afternoon kips are brilliant.

When we score our first they’ll get shaky. When the equaliser hits the net they’ll fall apart. We will absolutely win this.

We are going to win this.

Fvcking Vesty dribbling into the box

The state of those on here who have a virtual shower powerwank whenever we concede. “WoNt GeT aWAy dOiNg tHAt in THe pREm” I always wondered who the target market for incest pron was - it’s clearly them.

Well that’s not optimal

Sent DM

I’ve learnt very little German, but the enthusiastic chap providing my stream commentary sounds like he’s rousing viewers to rise and smash things up. German is so gorgeous.

Did you watch the match? They looked wholly uninspiring against a pretty poor Plymouth. The quality of their passing was particularly poor.

Okies. Just looking to it as a backup if the alternative buffers or fails. 👍

Does that work despite my account registered in the UK?