Daggers

Immeasurably better

Maybe also include some giant rotating foam beams in the pitch like on Richard (The Hamster) Hammond’s Total Wipeout. They could spring out of the ground and hilariously knock over a winger and a centre forward clear on goal. Crowds would stay past 85 minutes for that shit, let me tell you.

You say that, but read this…

Meanwhile, in the UK

First Babs has become a UFO conspiracist, and now you’re positing aliens - what is going on?

I’ve given this a lot of thought over the last 24 hours and believe this would be brilliant - with the addendum that all the subs had to hop for those ten minutes.

I’m more in favour of making offenders attend Michael McIntyre live shows. I realise this contravenes The Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

Nice try, Mr Car Thief.

Aha. But then they could introduce green cards for teams busy time wasting. Then they could introduce a giant joker card just like in It's A Knockout, and the team playing it could field all their subs for 10 minutes.

Transfer section is now full of people either making puns or people complaining about people making puns. The pun people are doing god’s work.

Not as annoying as my wife who says and writes LOL instead of actually laughing out loud. I am growing to hate her.

The “No, this is the management structure diagram of the club” debate is probably my favourite thing on Foxestalk since “No, this is how you apply for a job with the NHS”. I think it’s brilliant we have so many knowledgeable and passionate members on the forum. The rest of us are so lucky.

I don’t think you understand how much it costs to keep someone in prison - or the simple logistics of not having room for all these prisoners you are now going to lock up for decades. I think you need to spend longer than 30 seconds deliberating on this policy before presenting g it to the nation as a perfect solution to non-violent crime.

How the fvck do people commute anywhere? It’s bad enough when all of you are at work - it’s awful when you’re all moving about too.

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I believe Sunak has managed to carry on digging and come out the other side of Hell with that PMQs. Absolutely vile performance; laughing as he invoked his gender culture war in front of Brianna Ghey’s mother, refusing twice to apologise. An absolute cvnt.

(Rodgers’ belt value/Rudkin job number)/contracts’ duration^contracts’ value = S *where S represents shitshow quotient Proof, if anymore were needed, that Schrödinger's Rudkin can be blamed for everything wrong at the club while occasionally getting some things correct but ultimately being a force for evil.

I think you misheard Lee Neanderthal shouting at her to get her hits out.

There’s a thread in “What would you fill the container up with to send it back on its way to Lagos?” Amazed at this though, I thought it was just high end motors that were victims to this kinda thing. Yaris owners everywhere will be nailing their cars down now.

Twat

I think you’re confusing espionage with shoplifting.