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I think that’s a pile of cock tbh. Speaking as a middle class quality wine drinking middle aged person. I fvcking love a stand and chant. The problem is thick people who are entitled.

Puppy is asleep. That’s the most frustratingly quiet celebration I’ve ever done.

Gatekeep tickets by treating local fans as customers and this is what you get.

Vesty has been supreme already - offering as much quality as @Wymsey’s Waitrose home delivery. And yes, that is this match’s meme.

Get in to them!

I’ll need @Wymsey’s chauffeur as I’ve been hitting the quality wines

Either your footy knowledge outstrips your age or I’m completely wrong in thinking you are a 20something…because my mental picture of you is of a fresh faced trustafarian with a sports jacket, designer jumper and an Audi TT.

No one will take him seriously. He will never be a credible mediator and he can’t be imposed on a situation in that role.

Why does anyone ever quote cvnts like Barton. It’s precisely what publicity seeking gobshites like him want. Block, mute, move on and the world is happy. I don’t get the whole engage and share culture - it’s like you are all living off the value of polarisation. We know he’s a cvnt - nobody needs another example of why.

Sorry. Can we just give our heads a bit of a wobble. People are seriously suggesting anyone - ANYONE - would take Trump seriously in the role of a peace mediator? I wouldn’t take him seriously as a fvcking toilet cleaner. And nor did anyone else the last time he bumbled about the world stage, trousering his Russian money and pissing on the ‘models’.

I liked the Indiana Jones that was all about a mummy.

Trump isn't interested in war - he's interested in money and cheeseburgers. War doesn't get him more money or cheeseburgers. Russia doesn't have the resources, China doesn't have the inclination - who is going to take part in this WWIII? Maybe it'd be best to run it as a knock-out tournament rather than the traditional format.

Who are we going to eat then?

Because Vardy’s wasn’t.

Yeh, but I’d have watched that as a kid if it’d been on TV. The mid to late 70s players and kits were awesome. Does anyone give a toss about the players in Saudi?

Chris Sutton: one England cap, Norwich player of the season once upon a time, a paid-for Prem title, and some bollocks from Scotland no one cares about. It’s amazing how little he won given how much of a gobshite he is.

I’ve got Sky Sports because I can claim it for work but I’ve not bothered with the Prem this season. I’ll be cancelling it once we’re promoted and not on regularly again. I couldn’t give a shit about the entire competition anymore.

47 minutes of silence and the Leeds fans finally remembered their song.

Well that's disappointing

KPFC is a business that operates within a community and carries out events to promote itself to potential customers.

Leeds are playing like a team who know they should look like they are making an effort to get promoted but have internalised the realisation they will only make the play-offs.

Shhh. You aren’t allowed to call greedy profiteering “greedy profiteering” as you may upset the greedy profiteers. Didn’t you know it’s far better to make change by being totally compliant, smiling, and thanking KPFC as they empty your bank account? The compliant bit is the most essential part, apparently.