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The DPD chatbot.

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You know you’re in the armed forces after 14yrs of Tory government when you get issued this.

Just dump the corpse into a pig sty

Another £4000 loss for the club. We’re on target to have fewer than ten home matches on a Saturday this season due to rain and cold. Still, might finally have an owner soon who’ll be able to afford a pitch cover at the very least.

There’s not a hope the ground is softening by 3 for the Stamford game. I know the club don’t want it called off but pitch inspections should be at 9am.

The Olympic breakfast was as good as the free map I’d collect every time. But OK Diners > anything the Little Chef was.

Leaving Jaz alive was a move of smug overconfidence that’ll bite Harry in the arse. Maybe not next episode, but it’ll cost him the final. Jaz needs to be awarded a prize for being the only person worthy of winning. I’ve bought loaves of bread with more intelligence than Mollie.

I think you’re asking a lot from people who think it’s ok to objectify women simply because they’re on the television. I’m just surprised there hasn’t been a submission taken with a hidden camera in a public lavatory or a good ol’ fashioned upskirt vid.

Bits of it plod, bits of it are poor, bits of it are bang on excellent. Just started S2 because there’s enough in it to keep me going. Main character - what’s not to love?

But it was tasty lead.

My exact words as she covered my car in puke, piss and shit.

Right, we’re going to try not to break this one.

Given we’ve had a succession of them this season who rarely manage a strike on target, I’d say yes. 😁

Is “Person finds frozen egg during a cold snap” actually news? I mean, I think most people recognise that the BBC has completely given up on proper news coverage under its Tory masters, but WTAF.

Yes. Which is why it’d be brilliant for it to implode.

The one position on the pitch that didn’t really need an urgent improvement. Plus coming on the back of a depressing financial statement, I’m completely confused as to how it is affordable.

Credit where it’s due, well done to the Trust. Well done to UFS as always. But am I fvck going to go out and buy a ticket to a match when this situation should never have happened and shouldn’t be an exception for a couple of fvcking matches. I’m not a fvcking “customer”. Fvck the KPFC cvnts.

How the hell do you get paid to go swimming? I could do that job. Gissa job.

Docs and dentists to cost as much as vets

A Labour government following a general election night getting absolutely obliterated by slamming shots to every Tory loss.

@ozleicester I thought we’d agreed that you’d be posting through this account now - but no one is going to swallow this shit. I mean, no one is going to believe that you or Jon wrote this bollocks. Only one of the raging loonies on my block list would attempt to harangue Obama. It’s just not believable.