Daggers

Gah. Couldn’t sleep so decided to check my booking in Amsterdam. How much? I swear I can get it cheaper. Oh look, much better hotel for less with a banquet breakfast. So I cancelled my hotel booking and went to book the new one…only it transpires that the site has only quoted a daily rate and didn’t include taxes. So, rather than saving me cash, my imbecilic insomnia brain has just cost me an extra £135. I am all kinds of idiot.

Found @FoxesDeb’s Xmas present

I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you. Who’d have known that Barton was this much of a complete broken dimmer switch.

German own label alternatives > major chain brands

There is too much butter... on... those... trays.

I read it, memorise phrases, then regurgitate them at my children and wife when they are car shopping to appear all knowing. They think of me as the Jeremy Clarkson of our house - but with a sense of humour and minus the racism and food-related violence.

Calm down Mr Sachs

¡Non empiezas tambien!

Remember his age. It would be Cannon in D Minor.

I’m surprised nobody has mentioned that he operates on a short fuse tbh.

How glorious is Neil Patrick Harris?

I don’t think your wife is going to accept that as the reason why she got anal herpes.

I am willing to place money that if one is ever built it will be 50% occupied by people sitting down and complaining they can’t see anything.

Such a stud muffin.

I’m convinced that the problem is down to thick people expecting the best from the Prem winning season to be replayed every match since. But then that doesn’t explain them defending Rodgers. I’m at a loss. Whatever, KPFC are only half the reason I no longer go - the sheer volume of dozy cvnts occupying seats are the other main reason. They make attending a genuinely horrible experience. I look forward to you first post of next season where it becomes apparent you renewed again tho 😁

Given that my match was called off I’m pretty pissed off with that performance. Not only did I not get to enjoy the pork van offerings at Kettering, none of the streams people posted worked. No football Saturday was bollocks - as is the situation where I can’t pay to watch this match in its entirety after the event.

FTFY

Schrodinger's Daka?

Why?

Definitely damsons. I’ve collected them in the past to make damson rum and damson vodka. And containerloads of sloes for the gin.

Or it’s just pretty much shit. News has been dumbed down to a Gbeebies level and now they’re slashing the only investigative journalism programme. Considering news is a cornerstone of it, it’s been reduced to rubble. The licence needs to be optional.