Daggers

Or you could just hang around a school with a marker pen when Year 11 have their last day...

This one? "I can't hear you 'cos your mouth's full of shit Do something about it You think you're god's gift You're liar I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire"

Some own-brand weetabix with water and half a tin of Lidl 49p sardines in tomato sauce? We switched to sardines instead of wet food mixed with Wagg ages ago because it works out far cheaper and all the dogs love it. They also bloody love Weetabix.

Just like with the word “willy puller”, any mention of Christmas should be replaced by the phrase “summer holiday”

Maybe if more people stopped going and withheld their cash KPFC would actually change things for the better

Really? I never knew that. This is like every time someone discovers tommyegg is an accounts assistant when he reminds the forum he’s an accounts assistant or something.

I remember when Big Brother was just about racism and bullying. This is dark.

Either everyone who used to post in the news thread is banned from the news thread or they are being very restrained.

And video tape hire shops, boy I miss them. A movie was an event - no one dicked about with their phone

I miss feeling like an omnipotent god when I not only set the video to record a show, but when I set it to record an entire series. *see also, DVD recorder

Watch it the following Wednesday?

In addition, Yesterday the pair of them appeared in the paper in that pose, resembling Ron who claimed he didn’t order late night porn, claiming that Peter Bone MP didn’t show his Bone to his assistant by dropping his towel to the floor. Like with Ron, we all know he did it - Bone has memed himself.

I’ve put some socks on for the first time. It must be getting nippy.

I shot an NPC by accident in Starfield and copped a world of shit so I can empathise with what Israel is about to face…especially if they try taking off in a space ship. Honestly, space is a very unforgiving place. I can only hope Netanyahu managed to make a save first before shelling the hospital so he can reload and do over. Failing that, I suggest he hits the tilde key and goes for some cheat modes. No, I absolutely have not had a cheeky Tuesday rum. How dare you.

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Definately can't on my PC. I did outrun them, The Eye then popped up an X to fast travel...and the fvckers were there waiting for me! 15,500 credits later and normal service has been resumed!

Trying to put that off for as long as possible

Can't grav jump in combat and it immediately enters combat...but I do seem to be able to outrun them all by going full engines. Happy days. I love this game!

There's around thirty ships waiting for me once the ship from somewhere else finishes talking to me. I can down about five before death - all of them are firing on me at the same time, going 'Very Easy' mode just extended my time alive by half a ship

Woman crushed by elephant https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/oct/17/the-elephant-i-was-riding-threw-me-then-rolled-over-me-like-a-steamroller-all-my-bones-broke-at-once Solution: Go to an ethical elephant sanctuary where the beasts are cared for in their environment and not expected to provide performances or services.

Everyday is shorts day.