Daggers

Walls bangers > any other sausage I care little and will not countenance opinions to the contrary.

The Brummie "Bab" is short for "baa brother"

I love Big Brother, and ITV have done a blinding job with the revamp.

Got accosted by a gamekeeper. "Haven't you seen the signs?" "What signs?" "You've seen the signs!" "The one about 'No Motorbikes'? I'm not riding a motorbike." "No, the one about putting your uncontrolled dogs on a lead," he gruffly states, pointing at my perfectly behaved pair sitting by my feet, having come to call when I saw his pick-up approaching. Thirteen years I've been walking and running my dogs at the disused airfield. Thirteen event-free years, rarely encountering anyone. But, according to him, I can't do this now because some guy's dog attacked his pheasants (because the gamekeeper placed their feeder at the side of a footpath rather than off by some publicly inaccessible part of his farm). The Countryside Code states: "On Open Access land and at the coast, you must put your dog on a lead around livestock. Between 1 March and 31 July, you must have your dog on a lead on Open Access land, even if there is no livestock on the land." Pheasants, once released to the wild, are considered wildlife - not livestock. There are almost no livestock farms around us and we avoid them. This is arable country. I know I can continue to legally take my dogs there off the lead but I just can't be hacked to have the inevitable al fresco heated debate. Given this is one of the farms that have salted verges with nails and cost me a fortune in new tyres, I reckon I did pretty well not to get arsey with him. Fvcking farmers.

The Big Brother Big Wigs activity was ace.

It was a good romp with a few laughs.

You kids and your TikTok crazes! What are you like!

Poppies assistant manager has quit. Wrong guy going imo.

News Thread Pt.3 > News Thread Pt.2

On this day back in 2023 Leicester said goodbye to the second News thread. The sad occasion was marked with an outpouring of grief. Please take a minute to remember the joy it used to bring. RIP the news.

Only so you could tell @Raj off for swearing?

What, with the volume of pasta and pizza they have over there? His legs will snap under the weight.

Think it’s more…

Chonky gurl lifts the crown in Fat Bear Week https://www.iflscience.com/fat-bear-week-2023-declares-a-chonky-champion-71067

“Dans ses écrits, un sage Italien dit que le mieux est l'ennemi du bien” - Voltaire

Right, I’ve just listened to his full interviews on Times Radio and the Nick Ferrari one on LBC. In neither interview does he use that form of words. You’ve either misheard or not listened and copy pasted that error from somewhere.

You are cleverer than that. Do better.

He did what he needed to do in order to drag the party back to normality, making it electable, and somehow this makes him untrustworthy and incompetent? Erm, ok.