Daggers

Or just stop buying tickets and merch.

Roll on the wife's side of the bed. Job done.

Phew. It's too nippy for us village dwellers.

Was? Is it now to open a tiki beach bar and own your own nudist male only beach?

Yes, break out the cheese too

At 129m above sea level, so do I.

Pop the corks. Get out the vol-au-vents. Jean-Marie Le Pen is dead.

Remember, climate change is "normal" and "has always happened". Humans just need to "adapt" to the flooding by developing gills and laying their eggs in moss higher up hills.

Finners and MTWG are brothers in christ?

No, came at the start of the season and was all the kinds of brilliant. Great (and well priced) pizzas, pastas and chips, cheap coffee and tea. Attracted more custom from families who come along and eat before and during the match - it just worked really well. We know which one did it, she's the "marketing expert". Well she wasn't a fvcking expert on pitch pricing and the (completely expected) unexpected consequences of driving away a key entertainment USP.

Two groups sharing an entitled whine still won’t change a single damn thing. Empty seats and empty shops has always been the only solution, but happy clappy “fans” are too spineless or stupid to withdraw their presence and cash. The reality is that no one paying to attend professional matches actually gives a serious shit about being ripped off or the mismanagement of the game - see Purpleronnie’s “if I don’t go then someone else will” post.

From the off, that’s the wrong red and the wrong green.

I’m still ridiculously and disproportionately angry at the loss of our pizza van. One of the new owners decided they’d put up the pitch rent which would have made it uneconomical for him to stay. So now we have the shit burger stand inside running a shit potato van outside. No fvcking way are they paying an inflated pitch price to sell jacket potatoes that no one is buying. And if they were going to increase the pitch cost - why do it mid season? It’s already cost the club in lost booze sales as we left straight after the last match and didn’t bother going to the clubhouse this Saturday.

FTFY

Another day in Paradise City

Try popping the URL into this

Meanwhile, not giving a toss what FoxesTalk thinks...

Gerald Ratner is free

Or, homeowners could actually take responsibility for their decisions to buy a house liable to flooding by installing proper defences?

Someone take MTWG’s internet away until he promises to behave himself. This is just shocking.

It’s not a patch on Cool Runnings