Welcome to Leicester.
As part of your subscription to the 'Getting angry at the players' package we would like to offer you three full seasons of desperate despair, two free matches of wholesale depression, and a free selection of twelve products in the club store that encapsulate the pointlessness of being.
As the decades role by we hope you will look back and laugh at the misery you currently feel because we aim to bring you far more suffering and multiple glimpses into the void of existence.