Daggers

Blimey, there's a callback to the naughty noughties.

It's only the great M1-M25-A12 derby

It's the only logical approach Make it happen, van nistroys - prove you are the amnager for eliecster

ceom on eliecster!

I've probably got more friends than you've got cows. How many cows have you got?

This is like celebrity Tourette’s, you’re just scattergunning D listers. It’s not going to work. None of these are acceptable.

Over 50 and an ex-teacher, I fvcking loathe teenagers - especially mine when they were teenagers. And I detest the stupid hipster 20-somethings. Bollocks to your 28 different types of coffee. And I hate the stupid 30s ‘Oh look at me because my testicles work and I had sex and now I’m a dad with a blog and a YouTube channel’. And I hate all the fortyish blokes banging on about their cars and sheds and double weave organic jogging golf. Cvnts. I hate everyone younger than me. And those my age. And everyone older. And women. Entitled pr1cks, the lot of you. Except Raj. He’s nice.

My wife has switched us to Octopus and arranged a heat pump. Am I entitled to £50?

Surely Dunelm would’ve been a comfier option?

I could commit murder on a high street in daytime and my generic head and glasses means I’d never be caught. Clearly I won’t because I’ve written this and I’m not stupid. If something like that happens then don’t come talking to me, coppers - I’ll have been doing something other than murder.

There's a game tomorrow?

But if it wasn't for them then how do people get minimum wage zero hours employment? Don't feel so clever now, do you.

Spiper Elite Resistance, three Batmans and a Civ VI all for £20 off CD Keys I like CD Keys, I never buy new

In which case, can I change my username to "Rudkin's single braincell and Top's ineffectual indifference"?

It’s not an investment. Crypto is a pyramid scheme and all round unsafe bollocks. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgdy5e3neko