Daggers

OK Matt, chill your beans man

Post whores

Get out the mini disposable BBQs and send Ricky into the toilets.

Another tactical masterclass from La Cooperiño. People will sit in awe. I almost feel sorry for the Gooners.

In the air, but George seems keen on doing it, so it's probably more possible than before. I'd say KPFC implementing safe standing is more likely to happen first.

Well, I'm not one for finger pointing - but if I were, I'd be blaming @Rain King for this weather.

It was obvious from the off. Anyone who brags about using their car to intimidate other road users on the internet is both in the wrong and has tiny cock issues - or just full of shit and making the whole thing up for odd reasons.

Almost as if the entire club is dysfunctional.

Anyone not advocating sacking him at this point is simply trolling for reacts.

Ian Holloway and Paul Ince would be better options.

You can't reason with the idiots with facts and stats, stop trying. They'll come back at you with Brexity 'believe harder", "clap clappers moar", "stop hitting me in the face with reality I don't like". The only way is to insult their stupidity and mock their "give him more time" nonsense. This is Brenda T-18months. Eventually they all come round to know it.

Took wife out on the Bosphorus for our anniversary. She likes dancing, I think dancing is shit. She liked I gave her dancing and food on the river. Reckon I can carry on being a shit husband for another year now.

We don't have a heart or hug emoticon. Fvcks to that. *hugs*

Well, this looks like a flood of pages I'm not going to read from people who last week said we should be affording Cooper more time and that this many matches wasn't enough to work out what he offers. He's worked in the Prem before, you simpletons. His record speaks for itself. Previous fans speak for his approach. You can bury your head in the sand all you want, "oh wishy wishy things might come good happy clappy" - you're being ridiculous. Some of us understand how football and people work. Some of us need to accept they don't. This is just like Brenda all over again. Sanctimonious? Patronising? Yes. Deal with it.

Losing the Will I Am to live

Should never have been appointed, won't get sacked. Shambles of a club.

Tactical masterclass. When will you people realise that the future is Cooper - and that future will be covered in glory.

Until people stop buying tickets and not attending absolutely nothing will change.

OK, Princess Leia.

Long since stopped bothered watching, I’m looking forward to Colin Shitpants’ match report on the Trust website.

With even dueer respect, you used the term on a British forum.