Daggers

Thing is, what I do - and I know this is really left field - but when I want to dress up and look good I buy myself some clothes. Myself. The only time other people buy me clothes is the kids getting me some socks and my mother giving me a jumper per year. Naturally, if I were an MP, I'd tell them both to stop. It's not the end of the world, it's not as bad as Johnson, but it's an appalling lapse of judgement.

Should I be shamed by Elite Sniper? Working through 5 for the second time on easy mode. I love popping Nazi skulls.

I resigned as a member two week's back. I worked for a better government, I door knocked and leafleted for a better government. My MP doesn't reply to emails and there's this shit going on. I'm disgusted.

Well the wife is convinced that we need to switch of Ocotypuss. She is not convinced by my need to constantly call them Ocotypuss. And we need a new boiler, so we're going for the heat pump into the bargain, apparently. Maybe the deep state and China are going to stop us making a Pot Noodle, but the decision is out of my hands. Thanks for nothing, FT, nothing you wrote helped me remain off-grid and burning the rabbit hides I hunter gathered from the village green. You bastards.

Someone needs to work out how Lucy Letby was able to do this. This is some top grade Law Abiding Citizen shit.

They're called the FSB.

We're all still searching for a clue.

I used to get a huge basket of alcohol and snacks from parents of the kids I taught. Seriously huge. Then schools started saying you couldn't accept them. If a teacher can't say thank you to a few bottles of wine and some very expensive whiskey and vintage rum then I'm pretty sure fancy clothes are out of bounds. It really annoys me that Labour have come in and been so fvcking shit about the basic things.

I've never been more tempted to don a tinfoil hat.

*Samsung Z Fold 6

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You are. Mark has told me he doesn't mind.

He's not being played till there's 5 threads.

Sad isn't it. I went to see Fiorentina on my birthday, chalk and cheese as far as atmosphere goes. Even all the 'happy clappy' sections are driven to join in with the noise due to the magnificent ultras in the curva.

He was the worst out of the three candidates by a country mile. He was the very worst option, and hey presto. Having below par defensive players in the side and on the bench, not playing the club's best player, setting up not to win, going ultra defensive with the merest whiff of 3 points; he's doing himself no favours. He shouldn't be here. He has to go.

Were there any Palace fans complaining that their TIFO prevented them seeing people walking out of a tunnel?

I am not going to be the one to say the wine should compliment the taste of Kamala's pussy. No sir. Not me. I'm not going there.

Amazon inserting adverts into films should be considered worse than war crimes.

I use Outlook on the Android phone, the web browser on my Macs and PCs, and the mail app on my iPad. Synchs and I've never set anything up - so I'm going with Zear0's answers.

Why do I want to know my spend minute by minute? I've lived a life paying monthly direct debit and not giving gas or electricity usage a second thought. I turn off lights like a true Dad, but I'm not going to ban showers to save some pennies or cook at 3am.

Have Leeds explained how losing to Burnley was Leicester's fault yet.

People don't stop offending because they went to prison or the threat of going to prison. People stop offending because they are given the tools to make a better life.

The final part of LOTR was released in 2003. WTF?