SuperMike

Well we lead the whole of the EFL in RMs most important stat - by a long, long way! Shame we're just one point off the relegation-to-the-fourth-division slots. Nice one, Russell.

Yep - and that would be 4 relegations in 5 years - surely a record!

WOW!! Is that a genuine stat? Speaks volumes for joys of tippy-tappy bollux. Nice one Russell - God I'm looking forward to seeing his team play away at Accrington Stanley.

Goodness me! We're on the same points as Wycombe, Burton and Stevenage. ....for most of my life these weren't even football league teams!!

It's just such a goddamned awful way of playing football. Soccer suicide. Ridiculous.

3 years without investing in a striker. 3 years stuck in 3 relegation zones.3 years with shite managers. 3 years trying to play tippy tappy bollux. Co-incidences ??

Over 800 passes and yet the opposition has more touches in the box and way more chances. Does he seriously think this is the way forward? Absolute Joke.

We Relegate!

Unlikeable bunch, you say !!!! Got me thinking about the last 3 or so seasons - has there EVER been a team that could match this one for 'fan-hate' : Ward Thomas Coady Vestegaard Faes Kristianson Winks Soumare Edouard Ayew Daka subs: Many! would probably include Chowdray, Skipp, Aribo and even Okoli, Mavadidi etc etc etc!!!! Where do LCFC manage to find them?!

As usual!

What does a good season look like? .....Dunno ......Forgotten!

In an effort to get 'on-side' with their fans, The board of Leicester City appoint the man who the majority of fans have stated would be the very worst possible choice. Hmmm - that makes a lot of sense!!

We can look forward to 74% possession under the skilled guidance of Russell Martin. .....NIL goals from our strikers (.... er, durrrr, we forgot to sign any)(again) .....and a third consecutive relegation to, once again, put us in the record books.

Yup! When I see those names I shudder too!! ....and to think we'll have the pleasure of watching European soccer on TV with such esteemed names as BRIGHTON - BOURNEMOUTH - SUNDERLAND and CRYSTAL PALACE! Wow! But at least we'll be able to see us pit our wits against such footballing giants as Stevenage, Burton and Bromley! CAN'T WAIT 🤔

£6.50 and a Mars Bar. They wuz robbed!

".... Right lads, and you Tonda, sir, listen up.... I've had a right good look at Leicester at this out-of-this-world training ground called Seegrove or some such. I tried to work out their tactics - but they didn't seem to have any. I tried to guage their fitness, but couldn't - they just didn't seem to move much. I couldn't work out their attitude or drive - they had none of that either. So I reckon you should have a bit of a relax for the first hour or so and, as long as they've only scored 3 or 4 ...... easy victory!! Enjoy!.... "

Mebee it wasn't his dog being walked around Seagrave. Was it a really, really well disguised spy??!

World class what? Boubakery Soumaré. A world class ****

Buddha ???

Best to sit at home.... ....less painful.

Selection criteria should be: anyone tough enough to punch their way out of a paper bag will be up for consideration. ....trouble is, The EFL might get a bit antsy if we name a side with only three players!

Hate it that it's called League 1. It's The THIRD DIVISION. it's always been The THIRD DIVISION . and will always be The THIRD DIVISION. Not that it will matter soon. (We'll be in the fourth division by 2027)!

HANG ON A MINUTE!! WE HAVE A SET-PIECE COACH??? NAH - U'R WINDING ME UP! IF WE DO EMPLOY SOMEONE IN THIS ROLE (??) AND HE GETS PAID BY RESULTS... .....WE SHOULD BE SENDING HIM AN INVOICE EVERY WEEK, NOT A B***** WAGE PACKET. Pathetic.

Ipswich Town win the title of....... ......THE Jammiest team in football.

I did say, on the 14th August, "Division 1 here we come" !!! Can't believe we're still hanging on (sort of)!