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Can't wait to get relegated and get told the clubs "pleased to announce there won't be any price increase" All hail lord Top and his generosity.

Got Rooneys name all over it. Done sh1t everywhere hes been, perfect candidate.

Harsh headline isn't it! Regardless of if agree with his choices, hes only had 2 games and a sending off in both! I would imagine he'll be looking at that headline thinking 'Thank Fvck' !!

Another one who avoids a lot of negative press just because theres worse players. But he's absolute sh!t and has been for a long time now. Be glad to see the back of him as much as I would many others. Its merely a myth that he was ever was good.

Anyone taking their kids to this need reporting to social services.

Daka. Ref will realise he's not registered and actually not even a footballer.

I was probably too harsh on King. Do i want him as manager? No, but i don't think he would want the job himself unless forced upon him. Its going to be a thankless task managing this toxic bunch. I do, however, think that there is more King could have done in his two games and can't see any way he turns anything around at this club.

FFS! No wonder my punditry career never took off.

.... I didn't realise this was a parody! But for what its worth, I don't think we will be relegated and I am as negative as they come!

Surprised it hasnt happened yet under Kim Jong Top.

Something has got to change up top, even if thats playing someone out of position. You can't persist with Daka / Ayew, its literally 10 men. One of the wide men HAVE to be more effective up front. Genuinely, what have we got to lose giving it a go?

Looked a league above the rest of our defence which was refreshing. Hope he stays fit.

Ah fantastic. So essentially a player to keep Monga company on the bench whilst we endure Mavididi and Fatawu do absolutely fvck all for 90 minutes. Absolutely brilliant that.

Didn't we bring a striker in?

Ah, sorry. Must be mistaken, thought we brought a striker in?

You realise we are currently 21st and havent kept a clean sheet in 20+ games?

Daka up top. Haha, fck off.

He can have an oxygen tank strapped to his back for all i care, he has to start.

Might get Lacelles if we are lucky, until he pulls up injured after 10 minutes. All of the new players should start. We are diabolical in every area so if any of them can't walk into the line up, might as well send them back.

No, i'll pat myself on the back knowing I wasn't complicit in the worst running the club has ever seen, taking us from Premier League winners to Championship relegation scrap in 10 years. A squad filled with some of the most despicable players the clubs ever seen. No clean sheet in 20+ games, no effort from the players, sheer incompetence thats deemed acceptable week in week out. I'll pat myself on the back knowing I wasnt complicit to that. But you do you.

Love the inspirational speech but sorry, I refuse to back any more of the dross served up this season. If the new players start, i'll give them a chance. If the usual suspects start (which I fully expect) and the new players are on the bench, King and the rest of them can get fvcked. Cant bare another second of Jordan Ayew in attack and our cluster fvck of a defence.

What do you plan on doing with your time this afternoon then?

So, that means the clubs not getting folded then? Yaay

Ive seen enough of King already to know we'll see Ayew starting at the weekend. King might have only managed one game, but he's been in Marti's ear all season. If Marti was ignoring King's advice / thoughts (as some suggest) then we would have seen changes when King got the reins, but we didn't. We saw a carbon copy of Marti, even down to keeping Ayew on the pitch too long etc. Call me a cynic, but that tells me King and Marti were on the same page, and thats worrying.

Don't think we'll see wholesale changes if im honest. Reckon a couple might get introduced once we're a couple of goals behind. Can guarantee we wont see a change up front.