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Erect.

I liked Dragovic. Couldn't work out why we didn't go back for him. Wonder what he's up to now.

Didn’t he pull his hamstring when we won the league and he was back the next week? He’ll start at Brentford.

Sure its in here already but. Self proclaimed traffic controllers, who swerve out without indicating, and drive at 10 mph in a filter lane.

This should be an immediate season ticket ban offence.

This is the worst one. BIN.

These chants about VAR are the worst thing about VAR.

I read that there was a deal in place up until the start of summer for him to go to Man City. They pulled out of it last minute. Fair to say he’s probably a little bit disappointed.

#scarfgate trending on twitter. I had a look and seems to be Villa fans tweeting about the scarfs not being given out at Villa Park. Anyone know why they’re making a big thing about it? The fans on Twitter I mean, not the club.

Villa are signing Chilwell.

I’m sure I read that somewhere before. Probably on here. Probably you that said it.

Or see.