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You can guarantee that if Arsenal do break our record that they won't be as tinpot as to release a DVD of the game or a make a load of tacky merch.

Chowdury is the misspelling that amuses me the most.

Sheff U need Luke Thomas back.

W 1 D 8 L 29 GF 20 GA 89 PTS 11 They were honking.

This Sheff U team could be the 2nd worst in Premier League history after the 07/08 Derby team.

Pep showing Enzo that he's still the master at creating a team that spaffs almost all it's chances.

Split the difference. Let's call it 0.85.

0.89 according to Sofascore.

Jonny's got Haaland in his pocket so far, but I think Haaland will break him down eventually.

Disagree with the first part here. We need to go up this season, even if it's just to pocket the Prem TV money for one year and go straight back down. The longer we stay in the Championship the harder it will be to recover.

How could you forget those 13 glorious minutes?

Yeah, but I don't think Enzo is going to tolerate him blasting it into the stand 3 or 4 times a game - when it's such a low percentage attempt. Enzo clearly disapproves of his players, as he himself has put it, "shooting from their house".

Yeah some bad transfers in there. Musa gets a pass though because I think we might even have turned a profit on him from that Saudi club. Praet will leave for free in the summer having given us one memorable pass against Brentford's academy kids in the FA Cup.

Never been in an ASDA in my entire life. Think I was put off by those adverts back in the day which featured various people patting themselves on the bottom.

Well I did say he was top 10, pushing top 5

Please read what I actually said in my original post. He's far from the worst player to ever play for us. But in terms of 'value for money', which is what I said, he's definitely one of the worst transfers in club history.

He isn't. Which makes the fact that he's contributed next to diddly squat for the past 5 years even more of a disappointment.

I think he'd be silly to do that. It would damage his career. It's only his 2nd gig as a manager. He's not achieved nearly enough to start walking out on clubs.

Isn't he about to be called up by the Bangladeshi national team? I'm trying to imagine the looks on their faces when he turns up with a crate of Special Brew under each arm.

I think you're going to be disappointed.

I remember when Roberto Carlos scored that amazing free kick for Brazil at Le Tournoi, then spent the rest of his career tw@tting free kicks 10 yards off target.

Enzo will soon bin him off if he does.

We appeared to show spirit against Bournemouth because we were willing to take risks in an open and entertaining game. I think Enzo could tolerate that only because it was the Cup.

Out with muscle problem.