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Ederson trying to outdo Bentancur for strop of the night

The commentator last night got one in with "Duran, Duran, 2 goals on film"

Peter Drury on comms. Good job he wasn't doing the Villa game last night, would've seriously let loose on the Duran Duran puns no doubt!

Just say no

"Duran duran, 2 goals on film". Dear oh dear

Exactly. How difficult is it to put up the seating plans?

If I remember rightly, the Spurs-Chelsea game never happened.

I actually have a soft spot for Accrington Stanley. A few years ago they won me £2000 from a £10 bet by scoring 2 goals in injury time to win a game after trailing on 90mins. Won't forget that Stanley!

Plastic cards again ole ole

Must you?

Crawley didn't have a deficit

Accrington Stanley? Who are they?!

😄 I fancy Crewe. They've been Rock Steady all season. I've always thought Alexandra were great!

Rather sign his sister Sleeping.

Jackson's awareness on the ball is non-existent, and he has no idea how to protect the ball. Literally has no idea someone is behind him, about to tackle him.

Agreed but I would much rather move the marginal calls to the daylight issue where the attacker has much more of an advantage than when being a toenail ahead, where he has no advantage. Remember it was bought in to stop goal hanging

I see Brendan has his Gucci belt on, with the 'B' buckle

I bet they weren't deflections either

Christ, Leverkusen do it again

Smalling comes on, Roma concede straight away!

No, but if Man City do the double, we can play them in the Charity Shield where the winner qualifies for Europe

On what planet do Evans and Casemiro play in the Premier League as a centre-half pairing?

I believe Moyes would do well in Holland. The Dutch media might have a problem understanding his Scottish-accented English, so I think he'll need to practice speaking English as if he were a native Dutchman. I mean what could go wrong?

If it was serious, club probably wouldn't want to rush it out there i.e. did his ankle ligaments celebrating at Preston!