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Season hasn't started yet

Really? I find packing quite boring.

Stabilising would be staying in the same division

Have you been telling jokes?

I've been a weed smoker for over 30 years but stopped now (mostly) but I don't like the smell and I don't want my kids doing it. Especially skunk and the strong stuff, where's the fun in that?

I'm stunned that people didn't predict that hot weather would potentially shut down nuclear power stations. Obviously cooling the water will be an issue as well as low water levels. Where's the forward thinking?

Yes

I didn't give my kids cat food until they were at least 3 years old. And would never let a hedgehog look after them.

I'm not sure a mum hedgehog can look after 2 babies and what's with the cat food you sicko?

He's a kid who can't play every game we need depth and experience and good characters.

Anything who thinks the crowd will get behind the kids it's a bit delusional really. Maybe at the start but as soon as one makes a mistake or shows some personality the grumbles will start. All of it youngsters have been lambasted rather irrationality over the years.

With players sales and players leaving we must be getting closer to balancing the books now. No point looking at last years figures of wages as most of the high earners are off the books now. Whether we have a squad which will be competitive in League 1 remains to be seen though.

Not sure if this has been covered elsewhere but this why we're not going to buy anyone unless get get taken over.

Then drain the swamp

Are you sure about this? Nothing suggests we have a scouting network. We just go off what players the managers are familiar with and names from a list of players scouted years ago. Agents are probably our scouts now and accountants looking for psr fiddles.

So I could safely make a stew?

I'm guessing they would have to upload their insurance to prove they're covered before they can take work with a delivery firm or it's included in the fees they pay. I'm just guessing though.

And what about the Irish, Gypsies and the locals along the Jamaicans, Africans and of course the English. The Italians are still here too.

F*ck me that's enough to put anyone off.

I just can't see us getting in 6 or so players in over the next few weeks. I mean looking at our business so far I don't think we can afford it and we probably can't risk our sellable assets until the transfer window closes by which tone they've lost interest in playing for the club again. Like the last 2 - 3 seasons.

With the club for sale players will be sold then the cash taken out as bonuses for the board and we'll be left with a lot of debt for a potential new buyer to contend with.

If the CBs leave then we basically need centre backs, full backs, midfielders, strikers and wingers if we're going to entertain the idea of promotion. We need more depth and support for the youngsters.

We do this too with bathroom water and rain but opted for an in line pump to get the water out of our butts(!). It jets out a dream.

Lest we forget

We're probably going to build our team around Skipp.