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Fatawu is just wonderful. Stellar cross.

Might as well try Faes as a No. 8.

I take it the Preston team were on the piss with us after the Leeds' result?

That chance was so easy, Daka would have scored it.

Ohio-hi-ho its champions we go…

Hahaha 4-0. You utter chumps. WE SHOULD SIGH JOEL PIROE.

Would love to see a Daka goal just to complete a fantastic evening. Failing that, Russell Martin crying.

Russell, don't take it so personally. What a performance. We have absolutely dismantled Southampton. T

TRUST. THE. PROCESS.

25 mins? Is Fergie the 3rd official?

You little beauty, Fatawa with a goal for the ages. Just as I said ' don't bloody shoot'..

"Hamza Choudhary caught ball-watching" is up there with "Dad, can have I have some money?" as my most commonly heard and least liked phrases.

NDIDI!! All is forgiven. Shuffle round like a zombie for the rest of the season. Put your feet up.

What's Edozie's first name? Fandab?

Have they got the work experience kid on camera? Some of Sky's footage is rubbish. Putting tables on the bottom left of the screen where the play is, replays whilst the game is still ongoing and some really dopey shots as well.

This is a really sloppy start so far. KDH is making the wrong choices regularly and Ndidi is stumbling around the pitch.

Russell Martin dresses like a man who post-divorce is off to Wetherspoons for an £8.99 curry and pint.

KDH's set piece delivery is insipid. Our pace and press has dropped off which is concerning.

Ndidi is playing poorly; his control and commitment have been diabolical so far.

Fantastic start and a super goal. Well deserved.

I think he's been great all season but recent games he's struggled. But then, he's being let down by Ndidi's poor performances since returning and KDH phoning it in. Far more disciplined than any other midfielder we have and he's always going to look worse when the outlets he has are underperforming. Alongside someone (affordable and achievable) like Barkley, McAtee or another tidy, progressive CDM/CM would make more of his attributes.

Choudhary great and in-between his 2nd and 3rd goal-line clearances, Mads made a terrific save.

Well deserved through our relentless dominance in the first 20 minutes...

Faes and Choudhury at the back; hope the bomb squad is ready.