Stopharage

Caleb, that's not how you spell hysterical.

Yeah, but Michael Jackson never wrote a song about Mavididi or Fatawu.

Here. Goal scoring stats from Wikipedia. Pretty similar stats on fbref.

I still don’t rate Daka. Maybe our style or the English game just doesn’t suit him. Stats are obviously contextual and the ones you’ve selected are favourable to his cause but I believe his individual Xg stats show his weakness. Last year, Daka’s expected goals were 9.85, he scored 7, so -2.85. Vardy, xg 17.41, scored 18, so -0.59. Cannon, xg 1.76, scored 2, so 0.24. Iheanacho, xg 6.43, scored 5, so -1.43. Daka scores regularly because logically he should get decent chances playing for a better team than any other in the league. However he’s profligate with the chances he receives, hence the negative xg.

So this forward’s best attribute is clearances. Are we sure we’re not signing him as yet another centre-back?

Absolute no brainer. Anyway, enough about his intellect.

B.C.Game Behold! Championship!

Good luck to the guy. Can't say I'm blown away by this but that's largely down to not really noticing him in matches. Which is probably a glowing endorsement seeing as I can't help but notice Faes every game.

At this rate we're going to end up with Jonjo Shelvey , Rhian Brewster and Craig Dawson.

Does it say ' Straight Back Down'?

Bullet dodged.

What? He made their goal. And has been decent every season, excluding the half season at a dysfunctional club in an unsuccessful relegation fight. And has 11 appearances for the Danish national team at 21. I’m not sure you have much of a clue about the guy or his ability.

Where was this reported?

Don’t panic. Rudkin will get us £25m & Winston Bogarde for KDH.

Fairly certain his first signing will be Mark Clattenberg. Good luckk to the guy, has always come across as a decent bloke and has some impressive achievements on his CV. More impressive than being sacked by Parma after 13 games.

Are you related to Rudkin?!

What are people smoking? £10m for a fairly ordinary CB. Surely better to spend that on Greaves or Edwards. Rodon isn’t going to push on and get better, whereas those two don’t just replicate what we’ve already got. We desperately need pace in the central regardless of how far up Mads sweeps. This isn’t where we should be looking to focus when we have limited funds.

Halloween?

Another Rudkin masterclass. How long until we find out that he’s given Cooper a 5 year deal too?

I think Cooper’s biggest negative is that he’s willing to take the job here. Points deduction, limited budget, home fans who leave at 80 minutes so they can get to Greggs before all the sausage rolls go, Rudkin as your line manager, insipid beer, the bloody clappers and that potential flame kit.

Top would just replace the beer and clappers with Kleenex and wet wipes.

Maybe Top and Rudkin have a thing for historic tradespeople, so are making their way through them, before we end up with one. Yesterday - Potter Today - Cooper Thursday - Jessica Fletcher Friday - Tamsin Archer Saturday - Frank Butcher Sunday - Danny Baker Monday - Dennis Taylor Finally arriving next Tuesday with Sienna Miller as our next full-time manager.

Hold on, we pay him?

Don’t think we could trump Wind as a new signing.

Championship Manager regen.