Stopharage

Who needs Lookman when you end up with Tete?

It will never surprise me how utterly clueless some of our fans are. £20m outlay for Szmodics, recouping £4-5m on Thomas. What’s next, selling Ward back to Liverpool for £12m?

Could always try and teach Iheanacho how to do sudoku.

If we are resigning Vestergaard, then you'd hope we'd sign someone quicker than him at CB. Like Casemiro.

No, Chemical Alli.

This way madness lies. Every time I wonder how Rudkin can be such a poor operator in the transfer market, I'm then reminded that loads of our fans are equally clueless. £20m for someone with one decent season. In the league below. We're looking down the back of the sofa for spare change to buy players and people think this would be a good idea?

Ah silly season has begun then.

Would have thought Brentford would be a far better fit, with Toney likely to leave.

I wonder whether he knows he’s out of contract?

Which Premier League footballer looks most like Lurch out of the Addams Family?

I think we desperately need a nasty midfielder in the ranks. One of those players you would hate to play against but are a cult hero for your team. Midfielder with a bit of bite who can up the tempo and get the team firing. Someone like McGinn would be ideal.

Enzo to reignite Kalvin Philipps' career with an early loan move for the entire 24/25 season. Option to buy around £20m.

Fatawu is just wonderful. Stellar cross.

Might as well try Faes as a No. 8.

I take it the Preston team were on the piss with us after the Leeds' result?

That chance was so easy, Daka would have scored it.

Ohio-hi-ho its champions we go…

Hahaha 4-0. You utter chumps. WE SHOULD SIGH JOEL PIROE.

Would love to see a Daka goal just to complete a fantastic evening. Failing that, Russell Martin crying.

Russell, don't take it so personally. What a performance. We have absolutely dismantled Southampton. T

TRUST. THE. PROCESS.

25 mins? Is Fergie the 3rd official?

You little beauty, Fatawa with a goal for the ages. Just as I said ' don't bloody shoot'..

"Hamza Choudhary caught ball-watching" is up there with "Dad, can have I have some money?" as my most commonly heard and least liked phrases.

NDIDI!! All is forgiven. Shuffle round like a zombie for the rest of the season. Put your feet up.