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Man South Africa are really bad aren't they? Hope this World Cup is what finally kills off the playing out from the back as a footballing concept. It's ten years out of date. ... So of course we're in for Russell Martin

Oh come on, you can't moan about us having one of the greyest fanbases on planet earth, then go on to moan that there are going to be more kids in the ground next season. If anything, be angry it's taken relegation to the third tier for the next generation to be in with a sniff of getting tickets regularly. Though I also question how long this new wave of young fans will want to stick around if they're subjected to Brusselball right out of the gates!

Can't wait for us to sink our entire TV deal for the year on sacking BTEC Brendan in November

Nah, they're completely run of the mill. But enjoyable in the circumstances. The issue is the UK market's fetish for cutting both cost and ABV, and the fact that people willingly drink the glucose-syrup cut slop we produce domestically. Don't even get me started on Madri literally being Carling's old recipe repackaged as a 'premium' beer from Spain.

Wherry is a gorgeous pint in its local area, great bitter. Woodforde's are a very under-rated brewery in general, they have that Everard's vibe of being everywhere locally in Norfolk but barely seen outside of their own network of pubs.

Budvar from B&M, 3 bottles for £5.50 (or was it £5.75? I forget) at the minute which is a good deal. Can't be doing with these atrocious UK-brewed imposters of continental beers, but surprisingly while the likes of Tesco are doing it with more and more brands, the discounters are generally the place to go for the imported real deal. If you're into Mythos that's the latest one to get ruined for our market, but both Home Bargains and B&M still get the real shit in from Greece. I mean, they're atrocious at keeping the bottles properly, but i'd rather drink a Greek Mythos that has gone a bit skunky than a UK-brewed one that's .5% lower ABV and cut with glucose syrup to save money. If you're so inclined as to care, look for the ones that just say "Hellenic Beer" and avoid the ones that say "brewed with a Hellenic heart" (lol) like the plague. Wish somewhere would import real Cruzcampo for what it's worth - between summer holidays and our adventures in the UCL I grew to love the real thing, hangover in Sevilla aside. As basic as it is by Spanish standards, our version is an absolute insult to both Spain itself and the intelligence of UK drinkers. They couldn't even get the Radler right and instead brought out some hideous Frankenstein's monster with oranges instead, which I gave a go and couldn't even finish a 4-pack of.

Bit late for that, we're a year away from financial oblivion and that scenario playing out anyway. And the club's answer is apparently to sign a perennial failure, who a huge subsection of the fanbase already hate, to spearhead a total rebuild of this carbuncle of a squad? It's criminal negligence. LCFC is on fire. Meanwhile Nero is fiddling while Rudkin and Russell Martin feed him grapes. Fans wishing for Admin to remove this leech of an ownership aren't unreasonable at this point. The club's very existence is at stake the moment those parachute payments run out in 12 months' time unless we are promoted at the first time of asking - we're not talking administration, we're talking potential winding-up orders. Everybody loses their jobs in that scenario regardless and we all lose our club. That's your perspective.

Even Hannah Waddingham couldn't have picked a worse appointment and she went into Richmond purposely trying to tank them to spite her ex-husband. I genuinely feel like Top is doing this to someone for similar reasons at this point. About the only similarity between Ted Lasso and Brussell Martin I can think of is that their appointment is sure to be followed by the fans calling them w*nk*rs. There will be no redemption arc for the latter, just misery and the club being run out of existence as it rots in the third tier (or worse). Oh, and Roy Kent would eat this twat for breakfast.

Times like this I'm truly grateful to have non league on my doorstep to distract me. Never mind that on current trajectory they could be in the same league as Leicester in two years' time, if not potentially a tier above 😅

You'll still have to watch us twice if you go to Peterborough games!

I know they're not exactly Brazil, but the Bangladeshi fanclub's fawning of Hamza as their talisman, the peak of Football in their nation, is incredibly funny at times like this. And yes, he's playing before anyone asks. inb4 someone tells me to charge my phone

Yesss I get to use the picture again

You're wrong. I'm sorry, but you are. It's like the people still making excuses for Steve Cooper. It's an absolute car crash waiting to happen and the mental gymnastics to justify it would top the medals table at the Olympics. There isn't a single soul I'd trust less with rebuilding this shambles of a squad short of going cap in hand back to Rodgers and giving him carte blanche. He's the wrong choice. He's always been the wrong choice. The fanbase have made very clear they won't have him. At a time when the ownership's goodwill is already exhausted this would be the single worst thing they could do. The fanbase aren't idiots. We know a bad appointment when we see one. Even Claudio was lightning in a bottle coasting off a squad and playing style that came before him, that collapsed in on itself after that magic season the moment he started to bring in his own tactics and personnel. We were truly spoilt with Pearson and the staff he put in place (twice, given this hierarchy turfed him out before realising their mistake), and that started at our low ebb. To think our hierarchy have seen everything that has gone wrong over the past decade and think Russell f***ing Martin is the answer is a disgrace and sums up how clueless they are. Those that tolerate it deserve everything we are going to get. I will personally have no part of it and won't attend a single game he manages us for. See you in January if it happens, I guess.

Said it many many times but if it's Martin I'm out. Was genuinely looking forward to the away days next season if nothing else, but happy to sacrifice those and empty chair myself for the forseeable for the principle of refusing to watch us under that BTEC Rodgers Charlatan. The exact opposite of what we need with such a major rebuild and update in playing style needed. Might even just cancel the direct debit and see what they do if it happens. I've given my reasons on here before for why i renewed but god damn I am not attending a single match where he is our manager.

Where was Kermo? He was decent.

Stockport County fans chanting 'what the f***ing hell is that* before kicking things off with a 2-0 away win. Can't wait!

Job centre hopefully. Cretins.

Reddit is normally the litmus test of whether anyone outside of KPFC drones care about it. Nothing. Nobody gives a shit. Haven't seen a single highlight beyond trying and failing to shitpost on the stream (which I couldn't get connected as I was out and still managed to get banned from the chat. ) Now this farce is over there's nowhere to hide. I've already lost count of how many weeks it's been as I mentally checked out in mid-March, but guessing it's been 3 or 4 with zero activity besides confirming the departure of some of the wastemen responsible for taking us to our lowest point ever in 142 years of existence. We're a shambles.

Got banned from the youtube live chat for wishing Saktha Bhoad a happy birthday Well worth it mate, well worth it. Get rid of 'em, they're shite

Don't worry folks, I have it on good authority that we've signed a huge new sponsorship deal with an up-and-coming local Cryptocurrency firm - our future is secured!

Shame it will have taken a year for Palace to get Europa League and Forest to get f*** all but hey ho, look at what you could have won and all that (not over yet of course, but hope they do win it)

Nice nod to our local culture with the Coalville Coat design

Enjoy your retirement Kasper, and thank you for everything. And yes, that was your goal against Yeovil.

If we'd made those sales it would have covered our expected TV Revenue in League One for *checks notes* 126 years