Vowels

How much does it cost to have a full chest tattoo done and which picture of Skippy should I use?

Bloody hell. Norwich are winning as well. The football world has gone mad.

Our keeper can't kick but their keeper can't save.

9-0 incoming.

Bobby DeScordiva Speed.

Which team do you think is better? This one of the PL winning vintage?

Wooo! We're amazing again!

I'm getting justifiably mocked by a whatsapp group of Maidstone United fans.

I've never even seen him wink.

Some of you need some real life problems.

Shows how interest I have!

Let's give him a chance eh? He might have some great transferable skills and any MD will always make the most of the experts around th.... Oh.

Youtube is the one. Its just so overwhelming. It's probably a bit overkill as I just want to record and manipulate one drum track, 3 guitar tracks, one vocal track. Okay okay possibly a synth track as well as I've always been a bit obsessed with synths. I'm sure I'll have questions. I've literally fallen at the first hurdle haven't I?

Evenin' I've got myself the kit and the software and I know what I want to make; but I'm finding it really difficult to use Ableton? Are there simpler alternatives? Or have I just got to 'git gud'? Anyone experienced in this sort of thing?

I think he thinks he's on the bench.

Silkawol.

Yes but this completely ignores the fact that Chansiri's hand was rather forced by pressure from the authorities and the administration situation. It therefore does not satisfy the requirement I set that the owners need to be willing to sell. Unless they are, of course. Who knows? Either way my comments stand.

Under no circumstances should we give the job to Andy King. Its a weird thing that so many people are obsessed with. He is already doing a bigger job than he probably should be. I'm surprised he's not been gifted Whelan's old job. What next? Gerry Taggart in as CFO?

Makes me laugh how many people think its as simple as 'sell the club' as if there is a 'sell the club' button. To sell something, someone needs to want to buy it. And the current owners must be prepared to sell it. I don't think either of those are the case. Does also beg the question why we don't just click the 'score a goal' 'win a match' 'win the cup' 'win the league' buttons more often.

Arise Sir Nicky of Maynard, your time has finally come.

I just want us to play a rigid 4-4-2 now for a laugh.

It's something to do with what we choose to call cobs I think. Always comes down to that.

LET HIM EAT CAKE!

Stuart Wilson and Stuart Campbell eh? What could have been. What might have been. What should have been. Been.

Downward trajectory since the club ignored the many calls to swap the family stand and kop over. I don't think they realised it was just a case of allocation and not physically moving the bricks, mortar and steels of the structure. Nicky Maynard.