Dmitry

This: Goal 5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvpEAfTN7fk

Vardy and Buonanotte fought honorably. Harmansen had an off night (meaning no miracle saves). Thomas wasn’t that terrible, which is a surprise The worst ones, Faes, Justin, Coady…

Nothing surprising for me today: the bad ones were bad, the good ones were good. Desperately need four confident defenders, otherwise we are as good as done. The baseless arrogance of Faes is humiliating to the fans. Overall, a horrible team that isn’t fit for the League, Cooper or no Cooper…

I wonder if there’s a statistic demonstrating the number of losses resulting from his errors. I am willing to wager that us dropping into the Championship had been a direct consequence of his inane and bizarre mistakes. Him and Danny aka the human spider…

My review of this match in a nutshell: Bloody Awful…

Almost 80% possession in the first half...no goal. Mavididi should have been replaced after 20 minutes. The unlikeliest of scorers, Winks has had the most shots so far...wtf. COOPER - OUT!!!

Ayew did really well also. Manager and Okoli were my lowest rated - 3 apiece.

What will the new manager do? Will he make these grown men better players? Our defense is a sieve. I don't care is Faes plays for the Belgian selection...it's their problem. And JJ is not the same since his injury. Desperately needing two high quality defenders. I see the same problem with my son's Under-17 side: bad defending ruins games, good defending inspires against stronger teams.

Faes is extremely inconsistent: there's no way to predict what he will do in the box. This inconsistency to me indicates that he's not a PL caliber player. Nothing personal, but he's got to be find another league for himself; he'd be happier somewhere else. That being said, it won't happen until we finally find a very good central defender. We are in desperate need.

A dark part of me was hoping we'd lose 1:5. That could've been the last straw for Mre.Cooper. At this point we can't change the players, but we can change the manager... ...This bizarre one after another series of high balls into the box, which were duly headed away by the Florist defenders...this was just bizarre. If we don't buy at least one excellent central defender, we are as good as done. Two stand-out players today: Hermansen and Faes...both displayed what was expected from them. One - some amazing saves, the other...something so bizarre and so stupid that one was just left speechless.

One can surely rely on Faes to produce something so spectacularly-stupid that it leaves you speechless.

This manager is really clueless...we are even DESPITE him.

No-one seems to be wanting the ball, aside from him.

To not have a shot on goal, playing an hour against a mediocre defense like Southampton's...unforgivable.

It'll be a miracle if we stay in the league with playing like this.

A type of a keeper to build the team around. A world apart from Danny Ward.

A this point Cooper has had every reasonable chance and it's become clear to me that perhaps he just isn't up to the job. Just today I was begging his tv image not to make ANY substitutions in the tail end of the match. But he did, again, and here we are, again. We would've done better if he were shown a red card. I don't know what bona fides got him hired, but I would like to know what they were.

Subtle sarcasm appreciated!