Phil Mitchell

So let me get this straight. We’ve ****ed around for this long to get another betting sponsor that probably one player on the pitch will wear because the side will be full of our youth team? Stellar work once again. Where’s that bottle of glens. Phil

Delay was down to Rudkin, I said walford east he spent the last week hanging around Bushey. Phil

Paying quarter of a million to work for Jon Rudkin. And I thought that hot chocolate down winter wonderland was shit value for money. Phil

Blood pressure went north seeing the photo of top. Reading this finished the job. Phil

They hardly train and the boardroom is a state. Phil

Without sounding too complimentary, this club is a three legged dog with rabies. Phil

Get this little ***** and his rodent mates out of our club at all costs. Phil

Thought I saw her in the laundrette, turned out it was Kim Fox. Got sectioned not long after this. Phil

Jesus ****ing Christ. Phil

Too premature. Phil

The team that also done us at home the last time we were in this league “pissing it”. Phil

What people don’t seem to be getting is QPR were royally ****ed after Ainsworth and were pretty much nailed on to go down. He came in and pretty much revived them from the first compression. His stats over the year and a bit there aren’t mesmerising but where he’s left them after where he found them, you can’t argue that he worked wonders there, gets nowhere near enough credit for me. Phil

Gimmick aside, my work email has an automated signature so thankfully not 🤣

Only with intent when I’m pissed at the Arches accountant. Most days. Phil

Garbage posts, garbage team. Hand in hand. Phil

Looks like they’re paying there respects to the club they used to play for that’s now dead. Phil

If he signs, I’m shagging Kat. Screenshot this. Phil

Disgusted no one’s tagged me after all my praise of this guy. I know some dodgy folk but my contacts west of the river always deliver. Phil

He’s as good as a Mitchell. Stands up against the enemy. Can’t say too much. Phil

Only battery I have is on my criminal record. Phil

Absolute state of it, desperate to be a millennial. Phil

Drunken? I’m sober as a jusge mhfirsswgb. Phil

Every time I see this topic heat up. Phil

Craig David’s new tune sounds a bit shit. Phil