Phil Mitchell

Psychosis. Diagnosed. Phil

Grass. Phil

Fat chance, half his heads on a rock somewhere. Phil

25th. Phil

Well I’m a scumbag according to Sonia. Phil

I said I would evolve, and I've delivered. Enjoy at the expense of my blood pressure. Phil

King power are still here by the end of it. Phil

We need to **** off the idea of having two central midfielders, too tempting to play sideways to each other, have one sat in front of the back four and he has to play it forward, simple as that. If he has to run around a bit more then he can wipe the tears away with some paper that’s got the kings face on it. Phil

Top & Jon really are everywhere but their offices working. Phil

Had him running scared for years but at least he runs. Phil

Did try. Ended up getting mugged after googling local attackers. I’ll leave it to Martyn. Phil

They had good hookers when I went out there on a strictly business venture. Wrong sport. Phil

Growing it til we win 5 in a row. Phil

Mitchell’s autos won’t be playing second fiddle to a nine bob note crypto casino. The deals off. Phil

What baffles me with this bloke is that he thinks he’s only just getting the hate now. Genuinely thought he was doing a sound job before yesterday and ultimately discovered the truth. Stuff your goal, Okoli would have finished that standing on his Cory. Tool. Phil

Bobbins. Phil

Outskirts. Bit on the side. Phil

KONE maintained the lift in my old apartment block and they were ****ing useless. Dodge. Phil