Phil Mitchell

It’s all gone to shit since I’ve been here. Can’t be a coincidence surely. Phil

Top is a dictator, not an owner. KP are a regime, not a business. Phil

Eh? Phil

Would rather watch billy plate shirl. Phil

The first game back after Covid, Watford away when Nige was their boss. Last minute Dawson equaliser, a slow descent followed and then as soon as Kasp left, it nosedived. Phil

Ignore the keeper, defence, midfield and forwards and we have a chance here. Phil

Delusions of grandeur FC. Phil

Might be able to use some of these victory GIFs that I’ve had sat gathering dust. Phil

Today’s draw confirms our position in the league below Tottenham Hotspur next season. Phil

How we’re transparent in the wrong areas. The structure upstairs should be transparent, easy to understand ie. who’s doing what whereas the first team should be harder to read, unpredictable and difficult to break down. It’s the complete opposite. The board room are hard to read, unpredictable and difficult to break down and the first team are transparent and easy to work out. Phil

Lisa. Phil

Death to King Power. Phil

Give it time and you’ll be stood outside the block of apartments that replaced the KP at 5pm clapping. Saveloy. Phil

It’s got to be a good one, I can sense a lot of moods are riding on it. No pressure. Phil

We never do well at small terraced grounds, ain’t got the stomach for it. Phil

Conceded in a minute to a team that got relegated in february. Phil

**** me. Phil

Even I’m not that bothered about it anymore, if I’m in the mood to make a gif on a match day I will, I used to enjoy it to take the edge off of what’s going on but now it’s just wether I can be arsed. Phil

He better be, asked Shirl to watch his stall while he played. Phil

Aribo a europa league final goal scorer on the bench and Daka with 4 league goals in 2 years in the first eleven. Alexa, play How to send yourself down by LCFC. Phil