urban.spaceman

Would have been nice to be able to sing Illing in the Name Of. Nice one Rudders.

THE BONZOS DID A VERSION MY WORLDS ARE MERGING

WTF this came out of nowhere

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Another one we've missed out on cos Rudkin's asleep at the wheel.

I hope people realise that with all this cynicism that we've indulged in with this transfer (myself included), absolutely guarantees that Ayew will score/assist a last last last gasp winner that will help keep us up? With that in mind:

I'll put you down as a maybe.

Yes but that might just be my internet connection.

PLEASE let THIS be the reason Tottenham have to give back the 2008 League Cup and it has to be melted down in disgrace

There was a young man from Nottingham Who somehow won something at Tottenham The BBC hired him Then suddenly fired him When it found out he'd sexted his cock again

Something tells me he can't talk about it.

Bye Jon

Hi Jon

Incoming "Player always wanted Wolves and tax was never an issue" tweet from Fabrizio.

I'm still annoyed about commentators' pronunciation of Kåmark

Rudkin's Replacement Masterclass incoming

Would be a laugh if he had the season of his life here and bagged 20.

I suppose if we get relegated we wouldn't have to pay the remaining £3m, which is nice.

Oh no

"good appearance record" though