urban.spaceman

… this from the reprehensible ***** who lost two PRIME MINISTERS in SIX WEEKS. One had to leave because his entire government resigned in disgust at him lying about knowing the sex offender he’d promoted was indeed a sex offender. The other resigned after crashing the economy in an afternoon and is Liz ****ing Truss.

We are in serious - serious - existential trouble.

He looks ****ing thrilled

Boom boom boom let me hear you say Woyo

Chelsea in talks to settle secret payments case without points deduction Club negotiating with Premier League over proposed financial settlement after new owners discovered irregularities during 2022 takeover process January 08 2025, 11.30pm Records indicate the transfers of Willian and Eto’o from Anzhi in August 2013, when Chelsea were under Abramovich’s control, involved payments made to Russian entities GETTY IMAGES – GETTY Chelsea are in negotiations with the Premier League to agree a financial settlement for secret payments related to transfers made during Roman Abramovich’s ownership. The club are understood to be in talks over a financial settlement rather than a sporting sanction such as a points deduction, on the basis that the new owners discovered the payments during the May 2022 takeover process and reported them to the Premier League and Uefa. The outcome of the negotiations is expected before the end of March, with the club confident there can be an agreement similar to the £8.6million financial settlement made with Uefa in July 2023. The Times revealed in 2023 that the Premier League was investigating alleged irregular payments related to Willian and Samuel Eto’o

There already is one!

you'll never sing that

They honestly need to take this very seriously. In the very last season that they're being investigated for, they "won" 100 points. In every season since, they've "won" 98, 81, 86, 93, 89 and 91. If they were to be fined a measly 60 points they could feasibly still survive and just return to normality the following season. 100 points and they get to beat Derby's record, which is really unfair on everyone cos Derby really earned that. One season in the Championship and they'd just come back up and return to normality again. Their cumulative points tally for 2008/09-2017/18 is 764. If they want to serve proper justice the deduction should be high enough to prevent them from ever doing that they've done again.

Should be 600.

They’re able to spend more because they’re given disproportionately more UK TV broadcasts, so more money in facility fees and bigger audience exposure to sponsorships and merchandisers. Even when we won the league we were still the 5th highest earners because 4 of the teams who finished 10 or more points below us had more games broadcast. Our ability to profit is directly controlled.

For those that can stomach him, scroll back to 12:05pm He's not happy.

Is he any good

@moore_94 you've got a competitor from the future.

Neither was the September ruling!

Previously, on PSR & ORDER FADE IN: INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY A packed courtroom. At the front are two desks - the defence and the prosecution side. The doors at the back of the room open. In walks THE DEFENCE: NICK DE MARCO (50s, suave), JON RUDKIN (50s, sheepish; wearing a full LCFC training tracksuit), ROBERT HUTH (40s, intimidating), BEPPE DE MARCO OFF EASTENDERS (50s, terrible goatee) walk down the aisle and take their seats. The doors open again - four solemn looking souls trundle in. THE PROSECUTION: RICK PARRY (late 60s), RICHARD MASTERS (middle aged, looks like a Tory MP), ZIPPY OFF RAINBOW (ageless) and LIZ TRUSS (50s, actually mental) walk down the aisle to their table. Liz puts her lettuce downs on the desk as they all take their seats too. They all take up a menacing glare at their opponents. The CLARK walks in. CLARK All rise. Everyone gets to their feet. Through a side door, JUDGE JUDY enters and sits down at her desk. She shuffles some documents around. JUDGE JUDY Morning everyone. Everyone sits. JUDGE JUDY So. She smiles. JUDGE JUDY As I understand it, Premier League and EFL, your argument seems to be entirely based on the poker episode of Only Fools and Horses where Del Boy said to Boycie, "I knew you was cheating Boycie. Cos that wasn't the hand I dealt you". Is that correct? Shock on the prosecution bench. RICK PARRY (tearful) NO! JUDGE JUDY Silence! Whereas Leicester City, your entire argument can only be summed up as, "Whoops". Nods on the Leicester City bench. JUDGE JUDY And by your own admission, the Premier League and EFL, your own laws are poorly written. ZIPPY YES YOUR HONOUR. Judy sighs. JUDGE JUDY Then I'm afraid I have only one option. I have to find in favour of-- CUT TO BLACK FADE IN: INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY Zippy takes his seat. He, Liz Truss, Masters and Parry are all on tenterhooks. On the other bench, Robert Huth stares intently at Judge Judy with one eye, the other glaring at Liz Truss. Beppe just looks smooth and confident. Jon Rudkin lights up a spliff and smiles to himself. Judge Judy sighs. JUDGE JUDY Then I'm afraid I have only one option. I have to find in favour of... LEICESTER CITY. Commotion in the court. The whole of the prosecution bench are up on their feet, angry and shouting at Judge Judy. RICK PARRY THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! LIZ TRUSS Cease and dessist! CEASE AND DESSIST!!!!! The lettuce takes its only chance and rolls away off the desk. Beppe and Nick De Marco hug in celebration, while Jon Rudkin, now very high, smiles like Tim Curry in Home Alone 2 when he finds out Kevin's credit card is stolen. Robert Huth spots the lettuce - he can't help himself. He takes a run up to the lettuce, aims right at the open back doors, takes a shot... and hits Richard Masters in the face.

SIGN MBAPPE

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