urban.spaceman

Literally all Starmer has to do after one of her questions is stand up and say this: And it would be factually true. Every ****ing time.

Badenoch: Asks a question Starmer: Answers the question Bqdenoch: Mr Speaker Mr Speaker he didn’t answer the question!

A private, unelected citizen interrupting a President in an interview in the Oval Office, stood behind the resolute desk while his son wiped his bogies on it.

They should definitely get rid of the department for education.

Can someone add ‘football regulator’ to this? I can’t be arsed.

They’d have never been allowed to say shit on TV back then.

That's the spirit

I’ll never forget that time FoxesTalk spent an entire afternoon tracking Vichai’s private plane across the Atlantic thinking it was heading to Brazil to pick up Aranguiz only for it to stop in Texas for its annual check up.

She's literally clutching at straws ,k[

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFQv9KsNTo5/?igsh=MjJwM3J1aDV4eXFv

We should genuinely demand a replay.

What a ****ing humiliation this sport has become. Home clubs charging £50 for an away FA Cup tie when it’s on TV on a Friday night. The game was going to Extra Time because the FA changed the rules of a 150 year old competition to get rid of cup replays to favour the “Big Six” without any consultation of the 700 other clubs. Last minute of the game, Man Utd are given a free kick for handball that wasn’t a handball then score with a header from a player that was quite ****ing literally a yard offside but they couldn’t go to VAR because despite Old Trafford being a Premier League venue with VAR installed they don’t use VAR till the 5th ****ing round. The footballing authorities and their Big Clubs have turned this game into a ****ing shameful shadow of what it used to be.

We should kick up a proper ****ing fuss about that.

Just had to be ****ing him

Wow

ACL?

Made the mistake of watching this week’s Severance and now I have to wait a full week to watch next week’s Severance.

bit niche

'A Complete unknown' Absolutely loved it. Fantastic performances all round.

Can’t wait to see them being subbed on at the 87th minute when we’re already 6-1 down and Man U are playing keep ball.

I thought Brian Murphy played Cassandra’s dad in Only Fools and Horses but it turns out that was an entirely different balding man with a moustache.

Yeah but even then, the Community Shield has been at our ground more recently than theirs.

A reminder that Leicester City have won every domestic trophy more recently than Arsenal.