Trav Le Bleu

You say incredible achievement, but this being the USA I'm kind of, "meh."

Ooh, that's reminded me. UK: Kier in = mass release of felons. US: Trump in = mass release of Trump's mates. Who exactly is likely to be pardoned?

So Donald, was the election fixed this time?

Less middle management and more actual nurses and doctors.

That was after we won the league. We were champions long before Donny Fart.

Which is exactly what Donald does. In many ways he's great at it, the best ever and ever will be.

69 million people can't be wron... Oh... wait...

Four more year of lols then. What price he will try to change the two terms limit rule while in power?

"It's the low season now for Britain's seaside resorts, so after a hectic summer, it's time for the seasonal workers to get a well earned rest. For some, that means a bucketful of carrots. Dobbin* a five year old Jack from Skegness beach said, 'It might seem easy walking hundred yards down a beach and then back again, but kids these days are getting heavier and heavier, the little b******s'. 'What is more,' continues the mirthless mule, "it's fricking freezing on the seafront in November! I should be in Morocco or Tunisia! That's where my grandparents were from!' Making him one immigrant who wants to go back. Pixie, a four year old Jenny who works with Dobbin, says however, 'take no notice, hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-hawlways says that. His grandparents were from Blackpool.'." * names have been changed

Humour is subjective. There are comedians, professional comedians, paid to make people laugh, who actually depress me every time I hear or see them. I'm looking at you Brendan O'Carroll. Five series of Mrs Brown's Boys... FIVE!

I wonder who Bez is endorsing?

It's a rubber button.

But you're not allowed to talk about that!

Brown Confederate pants with a blue Yankee jacket.

Tastes better than the homemade stuff.

I hope everyone over the other side of the pond has got their handcart/handbasket ready. (Depending on your choice of idiom.)

Trump? (I've fact checked this by asking Donald, and it's absolutely true, very much so and massively.)

Unsurprising.

In fairness I don't think he really wanted to go there and was aware there was a chance this would happen.

It will be an almost completely different starting XI.

I agree. Tuesday night was their first team against our reserves, so we can't really take anything from that.

You could even look at it as twice as many points as 18th position

Seriously? At their current rate they'll be lucky to get double figures.

You mean @Bilo?

How many points do you think will be required to survive this season and how many will we actually get? Honestly, think it'll be a record low to survive (it's currently 34 by WBA in 04/05, which isn't too much off the average), possibly as low as high 20s. As such I think we'll survive with a low to mid 30s total, having never played particularly well. It will really depend on how well/if clubs change managers.