Trav Le Bleu

At least some of the 10 men's hairdressers in Wigston. Unless the newer ones just noticed a gap in the market.

Will he be iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiintered?

Tartan slippers? With a zip?

Even @Jattdogg, who made a lovely curry for everyone?

Funny because...?

Have we been relegated yet?

The ducking stool would have sorted you out.

No. Bring back the ducking stool!

Maybe it works better in Daneland. This is the Divided Kingdom remember.

Don't pack at the till. Chuck it all back in the trolley then pack at your leisure at the shelf behind the tills.

His catchphrase is, "Och aye, cobber!"

No wonder you're filthy!

@filthyfox is a vet?

Same. Less and less customer service, more and more automation. Think it all started long ago with self-service tills ("Hey customer, can you do the job of someone we used to pay so we can sack them and save money!") Though this is across most supermarkets, but there's some bucking the trend. Went to Asda in Oadby for about 20 years, but now we go Lidl or Aldi. Less variety but more relaxed and cheaper.

Was about to post exactly this.

Where's Britan?

To be fair, if he'd been caught driving on the wrong side of the road while sober, that would be more worrying.

"Fans, we are quality."

If you are a man who identifies as a woman and you adopt a kid, do you have to be trans parent about it?

Rest the starting 11 from the FA cup to keep them fresh for the quarter finals.

Can Vestergaard be effective against Premier League teams? Yes he can.

Patrik Gerrbrand?

Fatawu was man of the match? Ok, superb goal, but he wasn't on that long and Hamza was outstanding for 120 mins (minus a couple of touches.)

Bad luck Vesty!

Hit the post and forced the keeper into a couple of saves.