Miquel The Work Geordie

Family Man Kyle Walker has had an absolute pen and inker of a half

Bone structure you could grate cheese on, a very handsome man

I don't think anyone has said they are?

@PGMOL give their best player an extended ban

They won't, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy your rivals losing, surely? What is the point in football if not?

They've got some annoyingly good players

Lets make the football more miserable, great idea

Too right - could everyone stop enjoying our rivals losing please

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I could understand the patience angle if there was something tangible on his CV we could point to. A club where he was part of a project or implemented a style. This is the most moneyed league in the world, I'm simply not having that the Welsh Aidy Boothroyd with one good season in club management (+ Jon Moss) and no ideas is the best we could do. The league was called the Carling Premiership the last time this prat won a game in it.

Hopefully Hunnam does the Green Street accent

Keep your twee euphemisms to yourself!

Old boy went yesterday, he's done it a few times before - looks a tidy event! Beer list looks reasonable too

Chill out brother

Do the club still have Matt Elliott / Gerry Taggart on co-comms sounding like they're constantly eating toffees

Yeah it was absolutely bizarre and a straight red for me. No one doing that action is doing it solely with the intent of winning the ball. Completely unnatural and ridiculous tackle.

Cooper needs binning because he's shit. But we won't go for anyone half-interesting if they haven't managed in the country before, whether they're an up and coming young manager or someone like Schmidt. Our board think the Bundesliga is a health drink you find in Aldi. Whoever suggested Southgate is bang on. Be the usual tired list of names and we'll end up picking from him, Potter or Moyes.

Disagree with that. The mood post-Spurs was broadly positive. Moot point regardless because it would appear Steve Cooper is allergic to winning matches so we'll never know.

Just fundamentally uninspiring and really hard to back. We have some genuinely fun players but they'll never ever play let alone shine under this beige prat.

If you're fun you can't play for this vampire

Looks crap, selections are crap, substitutes are crap, kits are crap, training gear is crap. Club's on its arse

Rancid

Remember all that made up drivel about "Top wanting us to play like City" did he mean 2001-2002 Leicester City?

There isn't a more vibeless man in football than Steve Cooper