Miquel The Work Geordie

You don't have to be over 30 to be an experienced head

"We're in League One" so embrace the same tired old recruitment that landed us here in the first place, got it

Read this in a pirate voice

Sign him up in that case

Feel like we've been so worn down by gargoyles like Faes, Vestergaard, Winks, Ayew etc that simply not being a dickhead (or being an "honest pro") is seen as a huge positive trait in a signing — it should be a prerequisite

Stop being so negative for the sake of it !!! Welcome Wes once a fox always a fox 🦊 💙

Unnecessary, we don't need any more 30+ year olds. Get someone in on loan. Transfer model hasn't shifted one bit under McCarron

Wenger can piss off, that prat is just as bad

Interesting to hear re: the Novablast 5s man. I was a huge fan of my first pair last year, everything I thought they would be and made running an absolute dream, couldn't recommend them enough – got another pair Nov/Dec last year and got such little joy from them, it was like wearing a completely different shoe. Made me feel leggy early doors I just wear my Evos for long runs now and they've done an absolute number this year and still feel like they've got more in them Keen to get a raceday/carbon-plated shoe (no events lined up mind) for the odd run just to see what, if any - difference they'd make for me

Well obviously – but it doesn't really make sense why you'd hone in on those you'd mentioned.

Napoli really need to ditch Armani man, just makes every kit look a bit naff

I know - but that didn't make the signing a risk, we subsequently did our due dilligence.

Beaglehole Penitentiary sounds like some Wes Anderson film

Tell that to Linda G

"I'm excited to be here and I can't wait to get started"

Calling these three "risks" massively discredits the amount of scouting and work we did on each. They weren't random punts or players with a notable history of failure.

He looked and played like one of the worst midfielders in the Championship last season, I'm really not holding my breath that he suddenly becomes some sort of machine just because we've dropped a division; moreso considering we want to be at the very top of it. Caucasian Nampalys Mendy.

I don't understand how these goblins just completely disregard people who are experts or who know more than them if they aren't feeding them what they want to hear. You can take any football finance expert with a pinch of salt, sure – but you can't just pluck £530 million from nowhere. The justification for the guess? Been an ST holder for a while. I genuinely don't know how these twats get dressed.

Mad that Stuttgart wants €60m for a player described on here as "not as good as Callum O'Hare" a fortnight ago

Then you're as thick as him

Knickers very much not in a twist - it was a tongue in cheek post, you don't have to white knight him constantly

You don't actually have to write it. Please don't waste my time with any more of your thick replies

A) £10m isn't £15m B) Alan Nixon

A couple of months ago you were told - so before any outgoings, we had a budget of £15m? I don't want to discredit any info but

That was @Samilktray ahhahaha