Miquel The Work Geordie

I don't really know how this season will pan out but it's a bit early for "I told you sos", we haven't played a competitive game yet

I also lived with a lad from Sheffield who was very proud of using nigh on an entire roll on the most innocuous of wipe-and-go numbers.

What a woman she was by the way, the British-Georgian Norah Jones I called her

Jon Rudkin thinks "abroad" is some Tolkien like work of fiction

Daylight robbery that aha

Yeah mate, weird how identical the two pens were

I lived with a vegan in halls at uni and he did some of the most heinous shits I've ever encountered Looked like he was trying to make a clay vase in the bowl

Looking forward to this one 0-0 incoming

Choduray

I haven't even seen the goal but how has Thomas ended up there

Well - yeah? Because the players we are linked with that anyone has heard of smell of piss and don't have any limbs. It's more encouraging by default

He'll score a few goals against bloody Bierkeller FC and people will be coming on here to say "I told you so"

Moves like he doesn't have a join where his knees are

Never seen someone so driven in their pursuit of being unable to kick a ball. It's like he aims for the space either side of it.

Ollie Cooper, truly an amalgamation of names I've had quite simply my fill of since 2024

Feels very Tunchev, no domestic links but some odd European site all but confirming Rate it higher than signing geriatric strikers with no legs or who are 4ft10 tbh

Emery's Villareal

Whoooosh from me that

Fofana? Not sure if it was the final pre season game. Lead to us buying ****ing Vestergaard.

Probably the guy playing with the initials JJ I'd imagine

I know that

It isn't

You lot are gonna have laptops or mobile devices absolutely riddled with all sorts using fawanews

Me to the next cubicle user after pounding the porcelain

One for this thread if we're chatting all things Grange Hill but does anyone remember in the mid-late 90s when Judi Jeffreys fell from the burning school burning? Been trying to find the video of it online but Youtube is a Grange Hill desert