Miquel The Work Geordie

That telly in Dallas is too big ain't it, imagine watching the cobbles on that

Sum of Dixon's analysis is just saying "he doesn't need to be offside, he's got the legs"

Pedro Porro is Argentinian

Pantera playing as Pougatch signs off for the ads

Why do Gary Neville and Lineker insist on having that ****ing horrible little beard, makes him look like a magician

I think Oyarzabal looks like he should be playing in the mid to late 90s, I can picture his face in a sticker book from 96 or 98

Richie Wellens has a better managerial win % than Nigel Pearson for example — it's just such a dense way of looking at it but he seems to be doubling down

I'll sure miss that overhit clipped cross from the edge of the box

"Maybe we'll consult with Christina Unkel" rather have a bath with a toaster cheers lads

This ref looks like Alfredo Morelos' dad

Has to go, got Space Jammed on New Year's Eve 2023 and not played well since. Runs like he's 90.

I think Spain will win this

John Souttar is ****ing honking, **** off

I'd much rather drink my own sick

Keep your "hands in the ruck sir" nonsense out of the football chat please

I'm no Martinista but looking at win % alone completely strips away any context of the jobs he's had.

I think the youngsters do better than the seniors tbh. Mavididi cannot be arsed.

He's only played in England once since the summer of 2019.

Always looked like he's just been told he can't play on his Xbox until he's done his homework

We might have offered him decent enough terms but with no guarantee of game time. Maybe he thinks he's better off going somewhere else at a lower level and playing every week at this stage.

YEEEESSSSSSSS Good bye to the most uncool Scandi bloke on the planet, ****ing Minecraft head

Cliff Cornetto has killed me off

leaping fox is good but i prefer are current badge cat head with flowers in circle xx

I'd fancy Benali to be better than Skipp tbf

I get the reservations re: age and physicality but they're buying proven top end quality for 35 million quid, it's a drop in the ocean for Man United and a great deal financially on the face of it. Even if he does only give them a couple of seasons, it's a brilliant price.