Miquel The Work Geordie

Nope, he's been sold

Alan Sugar has logged on

What a revolting post

Jamie Vardy wearing naff clothes isn't exactly a shock to the system is it

I'd like to loan out the blummin mother in law right guys !

We can only assume he has perished. Rest in pies Joao haven gained anuther angle xx

Eeeeee Furzhurrrr Cremurrrr

Remember when he scored and Whitney died

No

Sad to see him leave, hopefully he can return one day – perhaps in a coaching role?

Thanks Jon

Look after him, Sassuolo

Kappa have always been fantastic but the last few years, good grief. I'd cry tears of joy watching my beautiful bride to be come down the aisle in either of those shirts

He's not bathing in it

That's the thing with you ITKs, you come in here, post your dinner and bugger off, sick of it

I'm a sinner I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed

I dont think Jackson is particularly outstanding and that fee is clearly too much but I do think getting away from Chelsea will do him really good, they looked better with him on the pitch than without him for most of last season.

I'm not Phil either I'm afraid! I'd be taking the credit for that one

Had a bloody whatsapp this morning telling me hfaes is my finest work IT ISNT ME

agreed

For those wondering how to pronounce his name It's: Julián Carranza

Haircut like a teenager that terrorises Simon Barlow on Coronation St

Viva Cuba followed by several pints at the Cardi, just what Julian would've wanted

In his honour I'll be having Chiquitos for tea

Vid of Davina McCall saying "fancy another one" with the caption "Anyone for another, Foxes fans?"