Miquel The Work Geordie

Bloody hell I thought I recognised him, how on earth did he get double figures for you in 23/24?!

Ah bollocks

Hibsed it ahaha

Hibs just been given a scandalous red n all Edit: overturned

Down to 10 for the last half hour, the dream was nice for those 5 mins

GO ON HIBS

Oh Hibs

If his name was Jösh Murphy we'd all be salivating over this

He's shite and is now 33. Another central midfielder in our pantheon of dross who wasn't particularly good at anything.

Finners when he gets to slap Tier 4 Source on an O'Rourke special

I prefer his brother – Runfer

I've been told and I'm hearing

Sounds like a job for Harry

If you like players with no discernable skills who aren't particularly good at anything then boy oh boy are you in for treat! Seemed quite likeable but I think that was mainly because he was 4ft5 but good grief did he get an easy-ish ride from our fans, absolute shite.

Really great pod, excellently handled and Lee spoke really eloquently. The phrase "chod in the hole" wiped me out though

Look after him, Verein für Leibesübungen Wolfsburg e. V., commonly known as VfL Wolfsburg

Ronnie Corbett has better aerial stats

Look after him, Al Shabab

Won't someone please fear for Russell

I don't think so - if anything I'm bloody bored of hearing another impassioned Gary Neville rant about the state of "Mancschunited at this moment in time"

You fear for Russell

If he grew his hair out he could pass for Emma Willis

"A fishing village" shut the **** up you gimp I'm on me knees

You feared for them