The Bear

That's the whole point of this thread FFS. Anyone can say there's loads of fit women around. Just Google them. /thread.

Lol 50/1 winner. Bookies loving it again.

Probably the worst joke I've ever heard, never mind in this thread. Some going.

I've gone for a couple of bigger prices sprinkled in today. Can't do any worse than previous days! 1.20 Minella Study 2.00 Jubilee Alpha 2.40 Spindleberry 3.20 Road Exile 4.00 Jango Baie 4.40 Wonderwall 5.20 Kel Histoire

AMERICA F**K YEAH

Once a cvnt always a cvnt.

My picks for today: 1.20 Mighty Park 2.00 Lulamba 2.40 Winston Junior 3.20 Jagwar 4.00 The New Lion 4.40 Mclaurey 5.20 Newton Tornado

Yeah I can still remember that rotten egg ammonia smell!

I'm having a go in the syndicate with the work lads as always. None of the bookies offers are for existing customers though so slim pickings really.

Also a fan of the book so have been looking forward to it.

I agree. Get rid of the clipping nonsense at the end of straights and it'll be fine. Even though it's artificial I don't mind the battery deployment stuff. DRS was just as artificial but at least now the overtaken driver has an immediate chance to come back at them instead of having to wait for another DRS zone. It makes the racing more exciting at least and gives more battles. Which ultimately is what people want to see.

Absolute cvnt. Edit - Hoddle, not you

Just watched all of Small Prophets. Another quietly enjoyable jaunt from McKenzie Crook with amusing and quirky characters and subtle humour. The kind of everyday stuff we can all relate to and chuckle at. Not as good as Detectorists but still a good watch.

I thought that was probably the case after seeing the HP logo, and wondered how it'd look on a red background. I don't know why the white area has to be so large though.

Aston only have two batteries left for FP3, Quali and the race. I'm expecting them to not even to be able to race on Sunday unless they forfeit qualifying completely. Every time they came out in practice the car would break down soon after. It's a complete shit show from Honda who only have 30% of their previous F1 engine staff working on it, everyone else is new with zero experience of building race engines. I bet Lawrence Stroll is absolutely furious with them. Theyd3have been better with a customer engine from Mercedes or Ferrari.

Plenty of slow-mos of him walking round the paddock with a face like a smacked arse! It's Fernando I feel sorry for. Unbelievable luck to have to go through this twice in his career. And not what he needs at his age. I watched the practice sessions, and the Audi and Cadillac have really nice looking liveries. Merc, Red Bull and McLaren are all nice too. Williams livery is too light of a blue colour IMO. And the Ferrari one looks crap with the huge white section on top.

I caotained Ekitike instead of him due to Liverpool playing us no-hopers...

We've got no chance. We'll get the occasional good result, but we're still far too poor defensively and offensively to have any kind of sustained good run of form.

Scorer for Boro is called Ducksch? Isn't that what Sean Connery feeds down the park?

Yet apparently a mate of a mate played it Sunday morning and said it wasn't that bad. With the talk in the clubhouse that it'd be bone dry by midweek. So who knows. I looked at Ruddington Grange and they only had 9 holes and all on temporary greens. That does have a few inclines though.

How are Leicestershire golf courses holding up with all the rain? Was planning to play the Belfry this morning but they offered vouchers for bad weather as they said it was still really wet, so didn't go. Looks like we have a good week of dryish weather coming up now though, so hopefully will get back out soon. I'm itching to get back to it.

"What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?"

Can you spare a fiver for us every match?!

Fvck you Derby!