The Bear

I don't think West Ham will beat, Leeds, unless Leeds decide to be on the beach.

West Ham have basically got to beat Leeds and hope Spurs don't pick up any more points. Looking unlikely for them.

My boss said "I find it highly suspicious that you only seem to get sick on weekdays". I said "It must be down to my weekend immune system".

Yeah I'm Hawkins from Predator.

Well they're both massive c.....

They're gonna be in the bushes....

No different to Forest against Spurs. Bigger fish to worry about.

Not if the rough is really thick and you can't get your clubface on the ball.

Holly Valance is a Trump loving conspiracy theory nut job these days. Still would thpugh.

I've just found a brilliant web page about conjunctivitis. That's a site for sore eyes.

There was once someone spotted up a tree right next to our training ground. Security went over and it turned out to be some muppet of a fan who didn't like the fact the training ground wasn't open to watch the team on days before matches. Probably because he wanted to try and see the starting XI to tell his mates.

I finished The Long Shoe a few weeks back (Xmas gift) and also enjoyed it. Now onto The Satsuma Complex on Audio book read by Bob himself. It's very similar as you'd imagine but still entertaining enough. TAM&HER I read a long time ago as a Pratchett fan but I remember liking it. It takes elements of The Pied Piper IIRC?

Let the cue.... see the ball.

Tell em to open a window ffs.

Why? I've never used it in my life.

Everton still have an outside chance of getting into Europe so they should be trying at least.

World Seniors at the Crucible on Channel 5. Currently on day 2. Jimmy White plays twice today if he wins his first match. Ken Doherty v Gerard Greene up now with the winner playing some bloke called Ronnie.

I still have my heroes and villains Top Trumps. All comic book characters like Plant Man, Iron Man, etc. Galactus was always the card you wanted as he has 99 everything.

Raducan't more like.

Nice little spike in portfolios today as Trump announces the pause in hostilities. Probably told his mates beforehand though. No doubt there'll be another dip when he does or says something stupid again.

A point could be any number of shots. Long rallies happen. Unless you're suggesting it's all aces and return aces?!!

An entire set is taking it too far though. You could just as easily say win a snooker match 10-0 without conceding a point.

147 is the hardest solo achievement in sport IMO. A hole in one is one shot you can fluke. You can't fluke 36 consecutive shots in snooker.

I see BBC are debating for Gibbs-White to go to the World Cup as No.10. Cant see it personally. He's had a good season but there are at least 4 players ahead of him in the pecking order - Palmer, Bellingham, Foden and Rogers. Does he even make the squad given that level of competition?

He got that head nod sh*t that make you break your neck Wu Haa Wu Haa, got you all in check! Brilliant stuff from him. What a player.