The Bear

Plenty of slow-mos of him walking round the paddock with a face like a smacked arse! It's Fernando I feel sorry for. Unbelievable luck to have to go through this twice in his career. And not what he needs at his age. I watched the practice sessions, and the Audi and Cadillac have really nice looking liveries. Merc, Red Bull and McLaren are all nice too. Williams livery is too light of a blue colour IMO. And the Ferrari one looks crap with the huge white section on top.

I caotained Ekitike instead of him due to Liverpool playing us no-hopers...

We've got no chance. We'll get the occasional good result, but we're still far too poor defensively and offensively to have any kind of sustained good run of form.

Scorer for Boro is called Ducksch? Isn't that what Sean Connery feeds down the park?

Yet apparently a mate of a mate played it Sunday morning and said it wasn't that bad. With the talk in the clubhouse that it'd be bone dry by midweek. So who knows. I looked at Ruddington Grange and they only had 9 holes and all on temporary greens. That does have a few inclines though.

How are Leicestershire golf courses holding up with all the rain? Was planning to play the Belfry this morning but they offered vouchers for bad weather as they said it was still really wet, so didn't go. Looks like we have a good week of dryish weather coming up now though, so hopefully will get back out soon. I'm itching to get back to it.

"What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?"

Can you spare a fiver for us every match?!

Fvck you Derby!

You've got more balls than me Sooz!

We'll stick muck it up somehow. It's just what we do.

New series of Drive To Survive is up today. Ep1 was a little dull as it was mostly about the new rookies. Looking forward to getting into the Horner stuff and seeing him sweat like hell on camera, while Toto and Zak sit there looking immeasurably smug whilst giving withering lay satisfied comments about him!

Having heard what she's said after her win, I'd definitely vote for her if she was my MP. I always vote Green any way, and have done since I was about 20.

Having only 6 episodes of around 30 mins was quite a strange one. We'll probably have to wait 2 years for the next season too.

Clubs shouldn't be allowed to make such huge losses. There needs to be an addition to the rolling 3 year total so there's a limit on any single season loss too. Say £150m.

It's not hard to create a random Gmail or Outlook email address if you really want a separate unidentifiable email. Takes 5 mins.

Is it a Rotten Borough?

Agreed. The main thing for me was that it lacked any of Edgar Wright's usual flair or style.

There's only one Wolfie!

We are shamefully bad. In complete control of the match. Miss a penalty with a piece of ball striking that an 8 year old girl would be ashamed of. Not long after get a defender sent off for kicking the ball away, then inevitably capitulate and concede right at the end to throw away what could have been a comfortable win.

I doubt they care as long as it takes enough money to keep churning them out.

I had the Test Match board game. With the weird octagonal green mat and plastic bowler with the little funnel that rolled the ball down to the batter.