Vacamion

All the ones mentioned, but also The Eagle. And the celebration running towards and then noising up the Bristol City fans last season. And, probably best of all, pointing at his Premier Badge and making a "1" handsign, then pointing at Spurs fans and making the "Nil" sign.

That defending was interesting

Don't want to make you all angry but Scottish Government employees, including my wife, the Git, get a paid holiday every year for St Andrews Day.

As an Engishman "abroad", I shall be inviting my Scots colleagues to join me for some morris dancing, pork pie, and muttering under my breath about the neighbours' parking habits.

That's class by Doku.

Showing the replay on the screen in the stadium : either you show all VAR decisions after they've been made, or you show none of them. Shouldn't be up to someone in the Stadium to only show the ones he's pissed off at.

Deffo a penalty, you mardy entitled oil suckers.

Could Spurs sack Ange, even though they are in a Euro Semi?

The Spurs keeper doing a Superman there.

Sorry to say it but Forest look by far the better side. And they score...

Oh Spurs, you Spursy twats.

The Jordan Ayew non smile in the official picture.

I'm sorry, I wasn't aware I'd expressed any strong opinion either way about a points deduction. Maybe have me mixed up with someone else?

Well done Leeds and Burnley. Enjoy languishing forlornly next season, as is now traditional.

Beating Spurs. We were AWFUL this season and still they didn't beat us.

It was obviously Steven Jefferson's missus calling the club repeatedly and telling them it was urgent, because he'd told her he was at the game, but actually, he was in a Travelodge near Runcorn burying part of himself in Naomi, his much younger PA, but Mrs Jefferson's suspicions had been aroused because he left the house in his best going out clothes, smelling of Hugo Boss. It's a tale as old as time...

Not a chance. I think he clings on til he's shoved.

The least surprising relegation ever. Not with a bang, with a whimper.

Are we playing for a point?

Steven Jefferson is deffo away somewhere else having it away.

Luke putting a shift in. Just there he was trying to take a throw in and no one showing for him. You could see him mouth the word "move".

The telly repeatedly showing the Vardy screamer against Liverpool in 2016 is rubbing it in, a bit.

Leicester City 8/1 against, in a two horse race, at home. Bookies know what's about to happen.

It was a filthy tackle, nowhere near the ball, and put his opponent in danger of a bad injury. I'm ok with that as a red.

After struggling a little with training over recent weeks, l did the Monklands Half Marathon this morning. There weren't really many fun runners. Instead, there were plenty of club runners who hared off at the start. I finished 3rd last, (someone has to ) in 2hr 39m, some 17 minutes behind my last finish there in 2019.