Vacamion

He looked bright but he was bossed about a bit by Hamza. He'll be a good player for us if he stays injury free.

Hamza on top, so far.

That concession was Leicester-esque.

I miss the times when we had a sprinkling of local lads in the side.

Could have won that

The best thing about a borefest Manchester Derby is that it means that Drury has only screamed a name two or three times all match, and even then only in half-stangulated near chance mode, and also that Gary Neville hasn't had the chance to do that Jimmy Savile gargle noise he makes. It's almost been like snooker commentary at times.

This is fairly boring.

The Best Scouse Cheerleader Award. The Spurs Medal of Distinction for Actually Losing To [Waves Vaguely] This. Best Managerial Rollneck Sweater. The Bouba Soumaré Jogging Whilst Shrugging Prize. Ex-Spurs Midfielder of The Season.

Three left backs in the starting XI, an early concession due to a brain fart, "brave" containment for 20 minutes, Zero XG, Ayew and Bobby DCR as subs second half, 0.01 XG, empty stands, heavy defeat, booing. We've seen this movie.

Alright, James Maddison, keep yer hair on.

My favourite bit was when we were losing 2-0, parked the bus, swapped attackers for midfielders and defenders and had no attacking threat second half. That was a hoot.

I don't want to be a Percy Pessimist, but I think we might be in a little bit of relegation trouble.

Almost got a frisson out of that botched attack.

Oscar Bobb versus Utter Bob.

If this had been Main Sequence Man City instead of this season's Diet Man City, we'd have conceded a lot more. As it is, with us presenting next to zero threat, they are happy to keep possession and have the occasional go. It's just awful.

Now That's What I Call Very Loud Screaming Vol II

Two nil down and needing snookers to stay up, we take a striker off and park the bus a bit more.

Yes, the "/s" at the end of my post stands for "straightjacket"

You bunch of Naysayers. We are turning this around. Daka hattrick, 2-3. Keep the Faith. Foxes Never Quit. /s

Struggle to understand why people are blaming Mads for that. Faes at fault.

Totally Wouted us again.

Two left backs and zero midfield, apparently.

Man City have O. Bobb among their subs. I expect to be saying his name a lot this evening.

We are 10/1 against in a two horse race.

Interesting to note that when we were still in with a sniff of staying up and RVN announced his teams which people didn't like, there would be fury and 10 pages of chat fairly quickly. Now, not so much...