Arkie Bennett

Judicious decision that helps Spurs.

Martinez channelling Stolarczyk. Betting scam goalkeeping.

Can't stand Sweet Caroline. Or Mull of Kintyre.

Stolarczyk always makes it look so difficult to parry a shot to his side.

Score in a brothel...

I read 'Fatty' and thought Tielemans was back

I was pretty much surrounded by them as I descended the steps. I overheard one old fella (I bet he's younger than me, ha ha) muttering to his wife in disbelief at the clapping, but we were definitely in a minority. I find it incredible that, after a season of mediocre performances and minimal urgency, so many were completely taken in by 20 minutes or so in this match.

...so far.

Whatever the opposite of "icing on the cake" is in this situation, that interview was it. He managed to say plenty of words yet nothing of meaning or significance. I don't expect Shakespeare or Churchill, but he must have known he would be expected to say something commensurate with being the leader and should have had at least something prepared. Great player before his injury, but nowhere near captaincy material. Another example of the problems that beset the club.

No I dear.

You had me until 'Starmer'.

Always back the lads

Maddison on the bench, just the man for a relegation battle. He'll already be lining up his next club.

The club should be preparing players for this type of situation. To ease the tension, to accept that fans are angry, but to talk calmly with them. They would still be tossers, but they'd be able to claim some moral high ground. It never looks good for a player to be mouthing off to fans.

1s all round. They have collective responsibility.

Useless, Winks, just feck off.

Why don't they show this level of passion when the ball is in play?

Get up, Fatawu, it's not about you

Fecking useless, Fatawu.

Come on you bunch of tossers, at the very least try.

14 December 2019, when Norwich ended our 8-match winning streak and every opponent thereafter knew we were extremely vulnerable to the high press.

The Scum at the cutting edge of sports journalism.

The commentator talking about Blackburn fans being worried about losing players. I'm worried about keeping ours.

Pull the hair, it's an indisputable red card. Stupidity.

I didn't know Fernandes was playing until he took that corner. He goes missing when Man U are losing. This looks all the more desperate for Spurs (good).