Arkie Bennett

Pure sh!t.

Everton timewasting masterclass this half (not that they need to).

In a season crammed with abysmal performances, this takes it to a new low.

Is he playing today?

Not fit to wear the shirt. An absolute disgrace.

God we are sh!he.

Betting scam.

Has Wellbeck stopped rolling yet?

"You've lost the news!"

Spawny United.

Stolarczyk channelling Jordan Pickford.

Son losing the ball and falling over, cheating tart.

Faes nowhere near. And nowhere near as good as he thinks he is.

I never bought food but finished buying water at the ground several years ago. I stopped buying merchandise in Rodgers's last season. It's galling to see football tourists weighed down with merchandise, searching for their seats. I'm saving money and depriving the club in what is little more than a token boycott, but then I'm not the target audience anyway. We have to try, though.

Our 9-0 record is in danger.

Just heard his RL post match interview when he talked about areas of our game that don't require talent/ability. In other words, organisation, which surely does rely on the manager.

You were the one saying "Jeez" and "FFS". I didn't. But for the record, I apologise from the bottom of my heart for correcting you. But I wasn't the only one.

It certainly seems to matter to you. You know nothing about my life. I'll remember not to correct you in a light hearted way, or at all, in future.

Half Man Half Biscuit reference about the incorrect S at the end of names.

See also Mary Hopkin. She must despair.

I've had a shit day following several shit weeks. I don't need yet another person telling me I can't have an opinion. As always, I should have said nothing like everyone expects of me.

Don't worry about it.

Sorry, I thought it was obvious (it isn't my day today for anything I do). It's pretty much the opposite of what you said. It's when there isn't a divider within reach so you can't put one behind your shopping and the person behind you daren't put theirs on the belt.

People who daren't put their shopping on the conveyor belt because, although you're in front of them and there's plenty of space, you can't yet reach a divider.

They won't give offside when Liverpool need a goal at Anfield.