Arkie Bennett

Don't they know who he is?

Perhaps they can allow Hull to spy on Middlesbrough to even things out a bit.

Inexplicably lenient decision to not red card Havertz.

So favoured clubs will be able to breach the financial rules with impunity.

At least they got the year right. I've seen some sports teams count the date they are commemorating as year 1, so they end up celebrating the ninth anniversary.

Often the beneficiary of inexplicable leniency from match officials

Utterly appalling decision to allow that Man U goal after that blatant handball. The laws allow officials to decide handball is accidental or not, depending on which team is involved.

Full time called with hundreds of people on the pitch and Hearts players halfway up the tunnel for their safety. What a shambles.

Liverpool have become a parody of themselves.

He was signed to perform at a certain level, which, for whatever the reasons, he didn't. It's so easy for him to try to distance himself from the sh!tshow after leaving, but he was, as a so-called leader, a fundamental part of it. We, the fans, are stuck with the consequences.

Judicious decision that helps Spurs.

Martinez channelling Stolarczyk. Betting scam goalkeeping.

Can't stand Sweet Caroline. Or Mull of Kintyre.

Stolarczyk always makes it look so difficult to parry a shot to his side.

Score in a brothel...

I read 'Fatty' and thought Tielemans was back

...so far.

Whatever the opposite of "icing on the cake" is in this situation, that interview was it. He managed to say plenty of words yet nothing of meaning or significance. I don't expect Shakespeare or Churchill, but he must have known he would be expected to say something commensurate with being the leader and should have had at least something prepared. Great player before his injury, but nowhere near captaincy material. Another example of the problems that beset the club.

No I dear.

You had me until 'Starmer'.

Always back the lads

Maddison on the bench, just the man for a relegation battle. He'll already be lining up his next club.

The club should be preparing players for this type of situation. To ease the tension, to accept that fans are angry, but to talk calmly with them. They would still be tossers, but they'd be able to claim some moral high ground. It never looks good for a player to be mouthing off to fans.

1s all round. They have collective responsibility.

Useless, Winks, just feck off.