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Would have been off the couch if Spence scored then.

I'm hoping it at least means the missus will go to bed and leave me in peace from her expert analysis.

All about Not when it means Argentina winning.

Didn't know Ramos had gone to AC Milan, bigger fee than PSG paid for him as well.

Give me the Ronaldo reaction shot!!

Love the inevitable Ronaldo reaction shot to Portugal conceding, like cheering a goal twice!

This is absolutely dreadful.

Hope Norway lose 5-0 and Haaland and Odegaard get injured in training.

Two passenger trains colliding? That's a colossal f##k up.

Obviously still a bloody awful season but can you imagine if Forest and Arsenal had won the top 2 European trophies?

Celtic fans really are a sorry lot.

Thought that might be the case. Get in Rochdale!

Still playing??

That makes a nice little treble of them falling short in the really big games (FA semi and vs us at home last season) Their deluded fans probably think these chances will be a regular thing now but in reality mid size clubs need to make them count when they come along.

I've always wondered this as well and it's never been more irritating than tonight. The last 10 minutes were ridiculous, an unending stream of the bellends mugging for the camera.

Super Tom Cannon!

Just feels such an air of inevitability about it that I lumped on for them to win the whole thing. The only vain hope being that would curse it for them but nope, not even that's gonna work.

If Villa turn up for the first leg and avoid defeat (hopefully avoiding silly red cards or ridiculous own goals) then I'd fancy them to finish it off at home

The Porto most of us remember growing up would absolutely wipe the floor with a bottom 6 PL team. It's a shame to see how far all but the very select few 'richest of the rich' non PL sides have fallen in Euro competition with squads that don't measure up to some of the PL's worst performers (see last seasons final as well). From the likes of Pepe & Carvalho to Bednarek says it all really.

Luton have really crept up with a great run.

Vini Jr is almost comically detestable but from an English point of view I find it a bit of a shame Bellingham is such an unlikeable character as well.

Rochdale are less than 20 minutes away from kissing goodbye to the National League title.

Thanks, not done the Shakespeare.

What places did you go to?

Here we go!